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  1. these levi johnston n00dz are useless without p33n.
  2. @KimberlyKane what did you take? melatonin usually helps me sleep.
  3. cone*
  4. my hair is all piled on my hair covered in dye... i look like a come of red soft serve
  5. dying my hair at 3:30 am... probably not the brightest idea, but my roots are driving me crazy.
  6. i admit it. i love slim jims
  7. i sold a dude 3 fleshlights and a tenga jacker tonight. his arm's gonna be sore tomorrow.
  8. @praetorianknigh the hitachi is good. LELO makes really nice rechargable toys that i like al ot.
  9. trying to figure out what i want for dinner. i know i dont want a sub...
  10. in other news i sold 2 we-vibes tonight at work in an hour. i'm killin' it in the toy room tonight!
  11. wasting my whole lunch break waiting in line for subs for my coworkers.
  12. @saramadison how's your mouth doing?
  13. no laundry folded, no breakfast eaten. i suck at being productive
  14. yaaaawn! timw to wake up, eat breakfast, and tackle the 3 huge loads of laundry i have to fold
  15. in a bit of a bad mood. grr. cant wait to get out of work.
  16. been looking at 50s hair styles for the past hour... don't know if i could ever pull those off.
  17. some work drama from yesterday i giving me an ulcer... i can feel it.
  18. was just offered a home theatre setup by some random bros in a truck at the bank. wtf
  19. i think i need to bake something (or things...) today. apple cider doughnuts and maybe some lemon raspberry muffins and soft pretzels too.
  20. so my goldfish Little Fatty died yesterday... what timing, i had just bought him a new tank on sunday.