joshzepps
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If you'd told me that 2012 is a better film than Fantastic Mr Fox, I'd have laughed. Well who's laughing now? You are. Coz it's true.
8 minutes ago
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The actor Adam Arkin just held the door for me at a cinema. I would've said hi but I wasn't sure if he was him or his dad. I get confused
12 minutes ago
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Japanese eel for lunch. Delicious. If eels looked as good as they taste, we'd call them the "lorikeets of the sea"
about 3 hours ago
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Goodnight, you crazy turkey nation. You put a man on the moon and you still can't cook decent greens. But I forgive ya. Today was your day
about 17 hours ago
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Thanksgiving's crazy. Nine dessert pies for 12 people. That's three quarters of a pie each. Not gonna happen. Do the math in advance, people
6:16 PM Nov 26th
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Follow @, Oscar-winning screenwriter of Pulp Fiction, who's in jail. Tweeting from jail. Amazing. Happy thanksgiving, Roger. Take care.
12:24 PM Nov 26th
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It'd be funny if one year, instead of tryptophan in turkeys, there was cyanide, so instead of getting sleepy everyone died
11:04 AM Nov 26th
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Stunning photo of the earth at night. Look at the razor sharp border bwn North/South Korea and India/China. Beautiful.
1:40 AM Nov 25th
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Letterman's Top Ten shamelessly slams Dane Cook ("Man, that Dane Cook is hilarious!") I'm gratified that even Dave has contempt for that guy
1:22 AM Nov 25th
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@ No silly. He was saying "Wait! Tooth hurty. Two dachshunds?" Probably a dog trader haggling for a dentist. You're welcome
10:35 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to SarahKSilverman
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@ No, we TV hosts turn 21 each year.
4:30 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to BlueFalcon16
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Filibusters are odd. But examine just how undemocratic the US Senate is, & they become insane: (via @)
9:19 AM Nov 22nd
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Just awoke on my birthday. I'm embarrassingly excited to read the Sunday NY Times with a coffee in the sun. It's the little things
9:10 AM Nov 22nd
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Memo to vegans. Long thin strips of shredded zuchinni cannot be passed off as "spaghetti".
6:57 PM Nov 21st
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RT @: NYT NEWS ALERT: Democrats Clinch Votes Needed to Bring Health Bill to Senate Floor
11:52 AM Nov 21st
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Okay tween girls. I tolerated Zac Efron & ignored Robert Pattinson. But who the fuck is Justin Bieber. You've got enough. Stop it
11:16 AM Nov 21st
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Hear hear, @ Conversely people who don't believe in vaccines shouldn't be allowed to believe in evolution.
8:16 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to rainnwilson
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NEWSFLASH! CDC Study: "The fattest US counties are in the South." Dammit. I had my money on Napa & Schenectady
8:13 AM Nov 21st
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Watching Eliot Spitzer chat with Rachel Maddow. I wish more people were like them. Less righteous & pure, and more adulterous & lesbian
11:13 PM Nov 20th
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@ If you don't wanna be The Anti-Vaccine Crank, stop digging that hole. A new flu CAN kill millions, & smugness alone won't stop it
11:01 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to billmaher
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- Name Josh Zepps
- Location New York City
- Bio aussie performer, martini swiller, broadcaster, TV host, father of the late Crocodile Hunter and emphatic shunner of flatulence
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