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  1. Grandma McIntire explaining why the Ukraine was one of her favorite trips ever, except for the prostitutes. http://twitpic.com/r4pyg
  2. Explaining Scientology to 91 year old grandmother, she says: "who the hell writes this crap for these idiots?"
  3. @_missrachel @_manizer_ just dress up, have a drink, then go around askin folks for goodies. They're not expecting you. Surprise!!
  4. I think MAYBE we have enough dessert for 10 people. Whaddyou guys think? http://twitpic.com/r4cnu
  5. @_MANizer_ @_missrachel late season adult trick or treating for the win!!
  6. Behold Kevin, the turkey, in all his glory. (aka the McIntire family style turkey) http://twitpic.com/r3xjq
  7. Prickly Pear margaritas? Yes, please!
  8. Warm enough for bare feet, cold enough for a fire. Gotta love Texas - a walking talking self contradiction. http://twitpic.com/r3253
  9. Sorry, here is our turkey, Kevin. http://twitpic.com/r2d3y
  10. Say hello to our turkey, Kevin.
  11. Soooooooooo. Many. People. It's great to see everyone. And man, it's hot in Texas. It's like 65 and they've got the fireplace on. lol
  12. #iamthankfulfor family, resources, my brain, and a breakthrough
  13. Just landed in DFW 23 minutes ahead of schedule. Well done American Airlines! I'm impressed.
  14. On the plane about to take off for good ol DFW. Literal excitement butterflies. Can't wait to see everyone. American flight 1650 for family
  15. Apparently our Turkey was bought from a local farm. His name is Kevin, and he gave his life two days ago. I dunno if I can eat it now. :(
  16. Was just reminded about how freaking much I loved my Bogglin toy as a kid http://www.youtube.com/watc... Best gift EVER!
  17. @joshgeeksix Luckily it doesn't have your name on it. You can do it. Avoid at all costs.
  18. I can't wait to wear this to Hapa sushi happy hour with @eatshopdodenver and @_missrachel http://shirt.woot.com/
  19. Call me crazy but I kinda love airports and crowds and the holiday rush. I have yet to hit the airport so that may change. TX here I come!
  20. Flying to Texas later in the day. Sooooo excited to see family, dogs, and home cookin'!