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  1. There's beauty in the knowledge of the form that it sounds like. - why musical instruments are beautiful
  2. my 7 year old is an official H1N1 survivor. mild fever for a day! mcclure immune system for the win!
  3. Got some extra space at my sweet office.$375/mo includes wireless, glass desk, leather chair and awesome atmosphere.
  4. Austin New Media Networking Event | Tonight, 7pm http://bit.ly/42uXkS I'll be there. Come join me!
  5. Originality. Born to struggle, brilliant and alone. Commonly popular, she is killed.
  6. Life is cliche, begging for originality.
  7. your tongue makes waves when you say, "pen ta ka. pen ta ka. pen ta ka."
  8. Waiters with "sh" lisps get better tips. "shoup or shalad, shir"
  9. Gonna get a GPS UV for my jeepy SUV
  10. Water discrimination! Water deserves a straw! http://yfrog.com/3tcz2j
  11. In the future, all men will be bald and every drink will come with a straw.
  12. Stupid people like stupid people. http://bit.ly/26h8hh
  13. RT Indictment of card hacker unlikely to end thefts http://bit.ly/3uO6Jw via http://retweet.com
  14. RT How much is your time worth? http://ff.im/-6PuRO via http://retweet.com
  15. I love the feel of the night wind against my face and those leaves are glowing. Annabel, age 9 http://yfrog.com/74qqjj
  16. twitter could do so much more. I dont understand why they give away their business model to 3rd parties.
  17. I have an SSD as C drive reads at 230 MB/s. I'm loving the instant boot, instant program access.
  18. Step 3. Title your raise request letter to CEO "Ransom Demands". Request 110% raise + triple vacation + monthly homage.
  19. Job advice. Step 2. In meetings, frequently say "No. That's impossible." Explain why in latest technobabble jargon.
  20. Job advice. Step 1. Replace core organizational functionality with highly complex IT only you understand.