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  1. Happy birthday.
  2. Estoy en Alta California.
  3. Going back to Mexico, brb.
  4. I am at a crowded Japanese restaurant in the industrial suburbs of San Diego.
  5. I'm going to San Diego.
  6. Last summer I made fashion videos with Mike Moss, this is the missing tape http://tinyurl.com/nekahq (ft. @ShawnPearlman)
  7. @albertart I mean those taxes go to great things, but its disconcerting when you buy a twelve pack for $25 CDN, that you can get for $6 USD
  8. @markodude I feel sooooooooooooooo stuuuupid.
  9. I'm like ten days behind (which is embarrassing) but I'm peeping the new Wale mixatpe http://tinyurl.com/n39qop (The last 1 was incredible)
  10. All about Halifax http://su.pr/4eC5zR
  11. Happy Canada Day, I shalll dream of Tim Horton's, overpriced beer, and Poutine.
  12. @tanyaryno most people don't burn off those calories first.
  13. Yesterday I burned 485 calories walking, then I drank a 984 calorie milkshake.
  14. Somebody photoshopped me hanging out with Michael Myers. http://bit.ly/4CNyZd
  15. Jay Mundy the Brooklyn conservative who hates Williamsburg hipsters, called Sarah Jessica Parker a hipster http://bit.ly/2i1Gar
  16. Hollywood is the only place in the world where you have to ask. Is that Thai or Armenian script?
  17. Has it really been one year since Jay-Z ruined Glastonbury? (I'm asking you Noel Gallagher, because I actually liked his performance.)
  18. @aplusk FYI some anarchist punks are peeing on your building right now.
  19. Most of my followers are outgoing hot chicks RT @Ortiz760 let me deep throat your cock, dip me over and fuck me doggystyle.Whatever you want
  20. I just knocked over my bowl of multi-grain Cheerios 3 times. St00pid.