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  1. I wrote beautiful poetry about the Subway at the airport in Puerto Rico http://bit.ly/5uWc3b
  2. @isoughtajam thank you for the props. @mattbrawn thank you for the Mugabe.
  3. @mattbrawn is giving me DJing tips over iChat.
  4. Cookies, Santa Claus, Anchor Man, and some FAILs, that I don’t think are FAILs http://su.pr/5HQBmF (via @current_comedy aka me)
  5. @davidhong sorry holmes it's my dad's.
  6. I love Ableton Live. http://heller.tumblr.com/po...
  7. @davidcho bullshit.
  8. I now know why Gekkeikan Sake is only $4.99 at Vons.
  9. RT @lafood Check out this LA Food Truck adventure! @twunder attacked 6 Trucks in one day... Now that is dedication! http://bit.ly/4oU4RQ
  10. What's the difference between a lighthouse keeper and a light housekeeper? About 100 pounds. [Cue drums]
  11. I think the last time I stayed up to watch Saturday Night Live in it's entirety was December 3rd, 1994. Green Day played Basketcase.
  12. @isoughtajam as is customary you are the first person I'm speaking with on new technology. Facebook / Twitter / MacBook Pro
  13. I just got a brand new MacBook Pro, even the box is sleekly designed.
  14. @mightybrodes I will do anything for flavor.
  15. Owl City, you are effective. Your songs are stuck in my head, and your subtle Christian undertones make me want to go to church. Good work.
  16. Starting now, i resume my dream to become a latin pop sensation.
  17. Don't be alarmed, but I seem to be missing a pair of socks.
  18. I'm still employed, but a lot of my friends are not. Tough day.
  19. I co-wrote a piece of Meme Historical Fiction with @magicandrew http://su.pr/AUmt5F We propose a world where quinoa replaces bacon.
  20. Knock Knock. Who's there? Spammer. Spammer, who? cLicK tHis lInK to get fReE C1Alis!