joshuaheller
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I wrote beautiful poetry about the Subway at the airport in Puerto Rico
12:40 AM Nov 21st
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@ thank you for the props. @ thank you for the Mugabe.
12:34 AM Nov 21st
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@ is giving me DJing tips over iChat.
11:48 AM Nov 19th
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Cookies, Santa Claus, Anchor Man, and some FAILs, that I don’t think are FAILs (via @ aka me)
10:07 AM Nov 19th
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@ sorry holmes it's my dad's.
6:20 PM Nov 18th
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I love Ableton Live.
10:15 AM Nov 18th
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@ bullshit.
9:32 PM Nov 17th
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I now know why Gekkeikan Sake is only $4.99 at Vons.
9:55 PM Nov 16th
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RT @ Check out this LA Food Truck adventure! @ attacked 6 Trucks in one day... Now that is dedication!
8:45 PM Nov 16th
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What's the difference between a lighthouse keeper and a light housekeeper? About 100 pounds. [Cue drums]
8:50 PM Nov 15th
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I think the last time I stayed up to watch Saturday Night Live in it's entirety was December 3rd, 1994. Green Day played Basketcase.
12:21 AM Nov 15th
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@ as is customary you are the first person I'm speaking with on new technology. Facebook / Twitter / MacBook Pro
10:24 PM Nov 14th
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I just got a brand new MacBook Pro, even the box is sleekly designed.
10:17 PM Nov 14th
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@ I will do anything for flavor.
10:53 AM Nov 14th
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Owl City, you are effective. Your songs are stuck in my head, and your subtle Christian undertones make me want to go to church. Good work.
2:31 AM Nov 14th
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Starting now, i resume my dream to become a latin pop sensation.
11:27 PM Nov 13th
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Don't be alarmed, but I seem to be missing a pair of socks.
8:31 AM Nov 12th
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I'm still employed, but a lot of my friends are not. Tough day.
2:00 PM Nov 11th
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I co-wrote a piece of Meme Historical Fiction with @ We propose a world where quinoa replaces bacon.
5:35 PM Nov 10th
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Spammer. Spammer, who? cLicK tHis lInK to get fReE C1Alis!
1:09 AM Nov 10th
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- Name josh heller
- Location E. Hollywood
- Web http://joshuahell...
- Bio I use the internet professionally.
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