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  1. @Philup_my_cup Happy birthday, one gallon of vodka for every year old, right?
  2. @TNADixie thanks for helping make "sports entertainment" a dirty term again. It's pro wrestling damn it and tna IS pro wrestling.
  3. @JeremyBorash is it true you smell like fresh linnen on a warm summers day?
  4. @PerezHilton i wanna cover you in vicks vapo rub and use you for what ales me!
  5. shes covered in coconut oil and beggen me to use her as a slip and slide for my cock.
  6. my wifes a cunt
  7. i think imgetten laid tonight and it may even end up being consensual! cross yer fingers fuck heads!
  8. when i jerk off i jerk off into a sham-wow. clean ups a breeze and one spank rag lasts 6 months!!!
  9. @AayKayy I'm allergic to your house. i need to stop watching you guys sleep!
  10. @comiczoneaz wish i could be there tomorrow. congrats and here's to another great year!
  11. R.I.P. Umaga. another soul lost to the world of make believe. so shitty.
  12. @thehypotwins can you growl mikey? im thinking you guys become satans hypo twin. elctro-lucifarian-black-scum-disco-metal. its the future.
  13. checked out some great new viewing material for adults of 18 or 21 and up. www.elaboratefetish.com dig it bitches.
  14. @ElaborateDream Filth is always good. perversion just isn't far enough for me.. but filth is just right. new site looks good.
  15. @kpereira lay off the gaga jokes doot. thats the old and busted, joking about elizabeth baxter birneys' winkie is the new hotness.
  16. rediscovering my love for cradle of filth and black metal.
  17. @thehypotwins i've made candy out of guns though. when i shit, i shit bullets...and blood. mostly blood.....actually no bullets..just blood
  18. @thehypotwins we talked and we have no money and no one to watch marek. maybe next time. so whe n are we getten ripped again?
  19. @thehypotwins NVm, i saw the email. dec 5th? ill have to figure out what the wifes up to and let you know.
  20. @thehypotwins charles is dead to me and i to him. whens the show?