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  1. Alright, Canada. We need our version of this: http://bit.ly/4yrc7E
  2. RT @NikkiGlaser I wonder if Michael got to try KFC's new grilled chicken. I really hope so.
  3. Line cut from Transformers 2: "I think I blew a tranny." #transformers2
  4. Saw Transformers 2. Not as good as the book.
  5. A typical Sunday night. Glass of merlot, bubble bath, and an episode of Ghost Trackers.
  6. The Mournwalk. http://bit.ly/jpSk2
  7. @darcytwarog Eugene Levy is like a promiscuous teenager being convinced of dirty, regrettable things. Spring Break!
  8. My life just got better. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  9. @grahamclark Ha. Maybe not as happy as beaming with confusion.
  10. Fred Ewaniuk sauce. (from Corner Gas) http://yfrog.com/0v8a4j
  11. @grahamclark http://twitpic.com/74why
  12. Sara Palin nipple slip! http://bit.ly/y03iW
  13. Ever seen a housecat scared of a vacuum? That's how my genitals feel when I watch The View.
  14. Ridley Scott making Monopoly: The movie. Starring Wilfred Brimley as Monopoly Guy, and Lawrence Fishburne as Community Chest.
  15. A heckler told me I was "worse than Hitler" tonight. Morals wise, sure. But at comedy? I guess we'll never know.
  16. @morgan_murphy In theaters September 11th.
  17. Nothing quite says "I'm an Australian pornographer" like a neck tattoo.
  18. The Prosti-suit. A coin operated reverse blow up doll that you wear.
  19. @michaelianblack ...yet.
  20. @joshtastic1 A lot of your friends are twittering me. You must be a popular dude. Killer shades.