joshlos
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If you're one of those people who uses glamour shots of yourself as your Facebook or Twitter pic, please punch yourself in the face.
about 4 hours ago
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I almost punched someone in the face for looking at me funny this morning in the lobby. Then I realized it was a holiday display statue.
about 12 hours ago
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@ I don't think I get any channels that air the CFL. I'd just heard Sask had won. And I don't even know what to say about Cutler.
9:52 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to shegotgame
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@ Epic? Yes. Or they were just trying to mess with you. "Go Riders!" I mean, I'm not into the CFL. Go Bears! Except not tonight.
9:09 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to shegotgame
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Insert boring Green Day performance here. I miss when they named their albums things like "Dookie." This? Blah.
7:42 PM Nov 22nd
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@ if you do, grab me a 5-piece chicken nuggets w/ honey.
7:35 PM Nov 22nd
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Eminem, Michael Jackson, and T.I... What does "Pop/Rock" mean anyway?
7:14 PM Nov 22nd
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Wait. What was Whitney Houston doing to that award? Watch out now...
7:06 PM Nov 22nd
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That's it. I'm off to go youtube Whitney Houston's national anthem performance.
7:03 PM Nov 22nd
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I don't really know how to respond to J.Lo's performance. She did fall down, though, so there was that, I guess.
6:55 PM Nov 22nd
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Kid Cudi downplaying his intro spot there was pretty hilarious. Also, why is Drake known by anyone?
6:45 PM Nov 22nd
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Lady Gaga is just the right amount of crazy.
6:32 PM Nov 22nd
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Carrie Underwood songs = stereotypical country music.
6:30 PM Nov 22nd
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Since Beyonce's not there, shouldn't Jay-Z go up and accept her award for her? Or is he just grabbing it on his way out?
6:18 PM Nov 22nd
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I like that Fergie's comfortable enough with her lackluster pop-and-lock skills to show them off at the
6:06 PM Nov 22nd
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"Most popular hip hop band in the world." Umm... when was the last time the Black Eyed Peas really qualified as hip hop?
6:01 PM Nov 22nd
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A performance from Adam Lambert I "have to see to believe?" No, I'm pretty sure I'd believe it.
5:54 PM Nov 22nd
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I don't care what anyone says: Jay-Z's best duets were with Foxy Brown. Pssshhh... Just playin'.
5:49 PM Nov 22nd
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Taylor Swift won an award over Beyonce? Insert Kanye West joke here: ________
5:44 PM Nov 22nd
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Hey! Country music! I'll take this opportunity to go put my clothes in the washer.
5:31 PM Nov 22nd
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