joshlawrence
Water + work computer = bad mix
| joshlawrence @mulletini Pretend biscuit is a couch that you're moving to the apt. |
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| joshlawrence Overheard while walking to corner store: "Nah nah I want it bomb-shaped. Bomb-shaped. Big, black and green." |
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| joshlawrence The ways of Monday are strange and malicious. |
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| joshlawrence Waiting for at&t tech at home. |
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| joshlawrence @patricknorton Happy birthday! I hired the Dropkick Murphys to sing happy birthday, but they got caught in some brawl on the way here! |
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| joshlawrence @NikkiDowns It really, really hurts my brain to think of it being an organized and paid-for effort, but I guess I have to accept the facts! |
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| joshlawrence Where do companies find the WORST light jazz to play while you're hold with them? |
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| joshlawrence @Veronica It could be called Fooditter? Tw-eater? (p.s. I'm eating a ham & cheese croissant right NOW). |
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| joshlawrence @jollyroger How can you resist?? |
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| joshlawrence Only the New Bomb Turks are keeping me conscious. |
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| joshlawrence Playing a game known for its addictive powers. |
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| joshlawrence Fleeing the workplace! |
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| joshlawrence @aperobot Stop summoning Belgian weather with your super Belgian science! |
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| joshlawrence Monday returns, like a soul-sucking beastie of some sort. |
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| joshlawrence Loving the fact that Bill Paxton not only stars in, but directed, the video for 'Fish Heads'. |
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| joshlawrence Ack! Lunch has not occurred! |
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| joshlawrence @tomas_c YOU! You haven't done anything but surf the interwebs for two months! :) |
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| joshlawrence My work tools are moving like a snail through molasses. |
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| joshlawrence I went inside to make my withdraaaawl... |
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