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  1. A Santa Claus I passed on the street wished me a happy Hanukkah. God, I love Berkeley!
  2. A dangerous thing: I like being wrong.
  3. I knew if I just stuck with procrastination long enough, it would eventually work out.
  4. Neil Young/Emma Goldman mash-up: When you dance, I can really love your Revolution.
  5. I think I'd like to stop seeing myself for a while. No biggie - just want to see some other people.
  6. Woman on cellphone on my bus: "I can't do a 3-way!" The rest of us trying to guess which kind she means.
  7. Thinking it might be cheaper to buy arm-extenders rather than bifocals. ...
  8. If you like the shirts my wife, Sara, makes for me, we just donated a bunch of older ones at the Goodwill on University in Berkeley.
  9. All those lovely pop songs that fade out at the end - are they still actually playing somewhere?
  10. So unbelievably happy to be home!!! Playing lots of "Home" songs, esp. recent one by Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros.
  11. Man muttering to himself on BART: "... and THEN I've got to BUY s--t for m-----f----n' Thanksgiving, and I don't f----n' WANT to ..."
  12. Cute! When the stage manager rehearsing upstairs issues a command over the PA, her dogs start barking backstage: THEY can wrangle actors!
  13. Walking to the theater to do the 63rd - & final - performance of this run. Home tonight. ... Oh, so NOW Portland gets all sunny!
  14. Just played Parcheesi for the first time, with my stage crew. Life from now on will never be the same. Parcheesi!
  15. My dressing room gets the P.A. announcements to the "Christmas Carol" group rehearsing upstairs. Feel like the Ghost of Monologuists Past.
  16. 4 More Shows! 4 More Shows! (... at Portland Center Stage, before I head back home on Sunday night.)
  17. DaVinci could have been a real somebody if he'd had a computer.
  18. In Portland, a weather forecast of "fair" apparently means a fair amount of rain.
  19. Death is a middle-aged man in a trenchcoat, smelling slightly of tobacco. (He was on my elevator just now, but I got off first.)
  20. If Tom Waits clears his throat, does he have to cancel the gig?