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RT @TheTenners: Tenners Tell All! What gift, whether given or received, has impacted you most as a writer? http://tiny.cc/wXe0e about 3 hours ago from web
@andreacremer Witty and sophisticated! about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer OK, I'm writing a book about you :) about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer Also would be funny if you only spoke Hebrew when terrified. And you couldn't speak it at any other time. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer They come across an alligator and everyone's like "OH NOES!" And he's like "what? It's just an alligator" #isfunnyinmyhead about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer I also think it would be really funny if there were a character in a book w/ croc phobia. He's on a quest with some friends... about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer It really sounded like Hebrew when I read it out loud. Haha! I have no idea why, but this is really funny to me... about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer I thought it was Hebrew. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer wait, what's Bleeeeesssaaaaccheitowiahtizz? about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer Are you also afraid of alligators? Just crocodiles? Wouldn't it be funny if you were terrified of one but OK with the other? about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer Hey, look behind you! There's a crocodile staring over your shoulder holding a tray of Maple-Apple-Bacon Cake! #mean about 8 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer ESPECIALLY AUSTRALIANS about 10 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
Why do I keep trying to terrify @andreacremer? She's ever-so-sweet. BUT I CANNOT HELP MYSELF. about 12 hours ago from web
@andreacremer Trees are generally free of crocodiles. NOTE: I ONLY SAID "GENERALLY." about 12 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@sbrezenoff Hey, I missed your "gloaming" example until just now. A+, sir! about 12 hours ago from web in reply to sbrezenoff
@HeidiRKling There is a Berk Warfare Manual authored by @SaundraMitchell. You could probably consult that ;) about 12 hours ago from web in reply to HeidiRKling
@andreacremer Oh no! I'm also still terrified. @HeidiRKling used the phrase "meat-eating tree bats" two hours ago and I'm very unsettled. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer Sorry. Did not mean to scare you! Very glad you're playing #revealingmyselftobeatotalweirdontwitterthismorning :) about 12 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@andreacremer WHAT IF A CROCODILE WAS LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER?? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to andreacremer
@drawstuff You do cute frog feet though :) about 13 hours ago from web in reply to drawstuff

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Name Josh Berk
Location Allentown, PA
Web http://www.joshbe...
Bio YA author. Awesome hair-haver. THE DARK DAYS OF HAMBURGER HALPIN {Knopf 2/9/10} Disclaimer: I didn't mean any of it.

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