josh_sandoz
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The thing about sentence fragments is that the main clause.
11:06 AM Nov 21st
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RT @: My nephew Kallen Donovan Walker was born today at 1:23pm!!! He was 7 lbs 8 oz and 19.75 inches.
8:56 PM Nov 20th
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@ @ I just learned that Paul Simon, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher are fraternal triplets, separated at birth. Awkward...
1:10 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to josueblanco
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This year, for All Saints Day, I decided to give myself a break by not counting the number of Kit-Kat wrappers that passed in my stool.
5:37 PM Nov 1st
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How do you spell erudite?
4:22 PM Oct 30th
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I like catching up on news while I'm working out at the gym. Unrelated, did anyone happen to hear how that whole OJ Simpson deal worked out?
5:08 PM Oct 29th
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So sorry @. Did I say lemon juice? I meant white vinegar!!
5:01 PM Oct 29th
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If you spray lemon juice on your screen you will be able to see all the wonderful and hilarious tweets I've written over the past few weeks.
11:23 PM Oct 18th
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Vegetable peelers were such a great invention. Also, band-aids.
5:42 PM Sep 27th
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@ Don't worry. @ explained it to me. She's good like that. Also, Kanye said to tell you that Beyoncé jokes are better.
11:50 PM Sep 24th
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in reply to viktoriakeener
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@ I went out like a champ with that awkward triceratops with a comb over moment. Haven't gotten back in the ring since. You?
3:17 PM Sep 23rd
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I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Routine laser performance enhancement, along with weekly hot oil baths, make me one happy robot!
9:26 AM Sep 17th
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@ "I'll let them finish your service in a minute Patrick, but I just wanted to say that Michael had one of the best funerals ever!"
9:50 PM Sep 16th
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It's worth quoting @ when she says things like, "Tonight, I'm going to bed at 10pm... or 9:30... whichever comes first."
8:54 PM Sep 16th
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@ I am so sorry Mr. President.
8:50 PM Sep 16th
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in reply to jpaulfry
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I read somewhere that Gandhi said, "Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress." Well then, I'm just going to have to disagree.
7:28 PM Sep 16th
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Breaking: Scientist finds instruction for enhanced Swine Flu vaccine written in spider's web. Wilbur declared healthy. Charlotte wins prize.
4:29 PM Sep 12th
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Breakfast cereal requires a lot of faith. I mean, what's so special about Special K? And what's so K about it? It's like mystery in a bowl.
6:47 PM Sep 4th
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Thanks @! Also, Seattle likes you a lot. I spoke with the mayor via conference call this morning, and you're welcome here any time.
6:29 PM Sep 4th
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That trip was FANTASTIC! Also, Gimli’s beard smells worse than goblin fart.
3:54 PM Aug 20th
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- Name josh_sandoz
- Location Sorry, no iPhone.
- Web http://nicco.blog...
- Bio In 9th grade Bio I learned to respect the tapeworm. And how to kill them with my bare hands. Thanks Mrs. MacIllvain.
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