josh_sandoz
- I want to make a joke about the cannoli I ate in NYC tonight and then just play at the idea of telling you without really saying a thing. ✔10:25 PM Jul 15th from web
- Let's just say it's been one of those "I had my underwear on inside out and didn't know it" days today. Metaphorically speaking, of course.2:45 PM Jul 8th from web
- @justbarak We are always not never saying something.2:44 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to justbarak
- On Michael Jackson's Memorial: What if I have nothing good to say about those who have nothing good to say? Does the rule still apply?8:07 PM Jul 7th from web
- RT @jeffsandoz http://twitpic.com/9mw94 - This was from on top of the Space Needle. [So, I guess Colts fans ARE allowed on Seattle icons.]4:33 PM Jul 7th from web
- Today, I'd like to hit the open road and celebrate Independence with a long meandering drive in the country. Could anyone offer me a ride?11:47 AM Jul 4th from web
- @josueblanco I was thinking more Applebee's. I hear America really likes that place. Too bad (cough, cough) there's not one in Seattle.11:40 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to josueblanco
- Got called off work today. At home watching "The West Wing" like it's nobody's business. Which season you ask? Shh - it's nobody's business.2:06 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @nicco It's good to know I have friends in Boston who alert me as to the existence of a fire mere blocks from my home. Thanks buddy.8:44 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to nicco
- As an act of solidarity with Michael Jackson, I too would like to leave my future children to Diana Ross. That cool with you @asandoz?1:54 PM Jul 1st from web
- Photo shoot today involving miniature cameras and X-Ray vision. Twiggy would've been proud. Unrelated, my new dentist seems pretty cool.12:05 PM Jun 30th from web
- Congratulations on starting a twitter account @jeffsandoz! I mean, what a BIG DEAL! Oh, and that's pretty neat about you buying a house too.6:00 PM Jun 29th from web
- Finally saw Benjamin Button last night. Pretty straight-forward, really. Or, straight-backward, as it were. Oh backwards jokes! So ynnuf!8:30 AM Jun 23rd from web
- So, my question about a bowl of Steak 'n Eggs Chex breakfast cereal is, can you have an acquired taste for something that doesn't exist yet?10:22 AM Jun 16th from web
- @nicoleblanco What are the odds??? I was about to make a funny Happy New Years joke, but @josueblanco beat me to that five months ago too!!10:04 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to nicoleblanco
- Leaves me breathless imagining how powerful you'd be if you could hold my breath for me. Wait a second... Stop it!! STOP IT NOW!!!12:58 AM Jun 10th from web
- My twitter activity of late has been silent... but deadly? [Ah, fart jokes. Always a reliable point of re-entry. Crack a window someone?]9:11 AM Jun 9th from web
- Somewhere between Philadelphia and Seattle today I found myself thinking: Some haiku need not/always be five-seven-five/then again, why not?9:50 PM May 28th from web
- @karenwt Thanks so much for sharing that. Makes me feel all vacuum cleaner inside.9:26 PM May 28th from web in reply to karenwt
- Where have I been for the last five days? Well, today I flew to New Jersey. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.10:00 PM May 26th from web
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- Name josh_sandoz
- Location Sorry, no iPhone.
- Web http://nicco.blog...
- Bio In 9th grade Bio I learned to respect the tapeworm. And how to kill them with my bare hands. Thanks Mrs. MacIllvain.
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