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  1. I wonder if the capital of Australia is busy this time of year since Thanksgiving increases demand for Canberra sauce. about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. If I were PR rep for Pope Gregory I, I would have made his slogan: 'Take a chants on me.' 9:40 AM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Thanksgiving break starts today. Woot! 4:19 AM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  4. Sunday. Like this. 10:21 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  5. Go Nick! (Mike Leach, you're hilarious) 9:44 AM Nov 21st from web
  6. Puritans fought against the right to bare arms. 7:53 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. Work. 4:14 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  8. Workin. 4:04 AM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  9. Let's make a story using one word at a time, I'll write one, then someone else will, etc. Keep it clean. First word: The 4:21 PM Nov 16th from web
  10. Work. 4:02 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  11. If the Aztecs offered eucalyptus leaves to their gods, one would have to be known as Quetzalkoala. 12:08 PM Nov 15th from web
  12. Bl. Fratelli: Patron Saint of vampire hunters - http://bit.ly/3F8QP1 5:31 AM Nov 15th from Twitterrific
  13. One more Catholic as of tomorrow. Elisabeth's getting Baptized! 9:03 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  14. Those who are them should be wrecked by Tech. 12:26 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  15. Jerry's! This has the makings of a perfect day. 10:57 AM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  16. A geologist recently discovered a mineral that glows when a factual statement is spoken in front of it. It's called 'amirite.' 6:52 PM Nov 13th from web
  17. I ate some Greek food the other day that made my stomach hurt. In fact, it made me falafel. 4:46 PM Nov 13th from Twitterrific
  18. Loud is twice as loud, but quiet is twice as quiet. 6:20 AM Nov 13th from Twitterrific
  19. Why does November start with "nov" but is not the ninth month? Also, why does "carpet" have nothing to do with animals or vehicles? 5:44 AM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  20. Seen online: 'I used to write letters to the TMNT and flush them down the toilet in hopes it would reach them. Never got a response.' 9:22 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific