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  1. why aren't 2 hrs. of Jersey Shore enough? why wasn't i born into this culture? i'm so confused. about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  2. My friend told me my Chicago accent comes out only when I'm drunk. I said, "So like everyday?" #drunkjokes #notthatfunny #reallifeisntfunny about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. friend holding box of chocolates: "this smells like halloween!" me: "you mean candy. it smells like candy." about 19 hours ago from web
  4. if we call the top of our mouths "roofs," we should call our tongues "floors" or "driveways." seems only fair. a little mouth house. about 22 hours ago from web
  5. french bread, why you gotta be so delicious but rip apart the roof of my mouth? you playin' games and ish. about 23 hours ago from web
  6. @SamGrittner yes! and follow @samgrittner, everyone! wheee! 11:20 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to SamGrittner
  7. sharks with human teeth! http://i.imgur.com/MpUyV.jpg 11:15 AM Dec 4th from web
  8. He thinks it's funnier than it really is. I mean, squirrels. Am I right!? http://tweetphoto.com/5801267 1:31 AM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  9. I just told Jones a great joke. http://tweetphoto.com/5801096 1:24 AM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  10. We miss you in LA @nottjmiller! http://tweetphoto.com/5792907 9:02 PM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter
  11. should i buy my niece a tiny pink vaccum for christmas or just crush her dreams with words? 12:21 PM Dec 3rd from web
  12. Go to this. RT @mike_burns_ Midwestern Nightmares @ UCB 6:30 tonight. I'm totally gonna swear. 11:07 AM Dec 3rd from web
  13. i miss nyc comedy. RT @offbookbeatbox I <3 nyc comedy. thanx @comixny 11:43 PM Dec 2nd from web
  14. I want to be a professional ghosthunter so I can get paid to sit in the dark and say, "What the fuck was that?!" 8:05 PM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
  15. i've never seen a wild hamster. unless you count the one wearing a leather jacket w mohawk i saw yesterday. but he was in a pet store. 4:21 PM Dec 2nd from web
  16. no one runs a marathon to win; they run marathons so they can tell people they've run marathons. that's it. 4:16 PM Dec 2nd from web
  17. @SaraJBenincasa i wish 2:36 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to SaraJBenincasa
  18. one of my fave things in a long time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTxZBm70dSo&feature=player_embedded 1:01 PM Dec 2nd from web
  19. @mametown and @film114 yeah, you bet your ass this is about Linda. 5:37 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to mametown
  20. @TheMaskedBandit umm please send these things to me when you find them. FRIENDSHIP! 5:37 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to TheMaskedBandit