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  1. Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
  2. Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
  3. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  4. The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  5. The thief is sorry he is to be hanged, not that he is a thief.
  6. Apology is a lovely perfume; it can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift.
  7. Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.
  8. Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
  9. Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
  10. Dont let someone become a priority in your life, when you are just an option in their life. Relationships work best when they are balanced.
  11. Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
  12. It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
  13. If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple of payments.
  14. Nothing limits achievement like small thinking; nothing expands possibilities like unleashed imagination.
  15. I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
  16. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
  17. If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
  18. Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling it brings.
  19. Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken, all the free ones are handicapped.
  20. I’m busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison.