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  1. If I recognize the fact that I am not at all hungry, but still want to go to Sawyer's for chili, does that mean I'm an addict? 8:30 AM Dec 11th from web
  2. Bob Dylan made a Christmas album?!? 10:57 AM Dec 6th from twidroid
  3. Today's cooking tip: "Reheating" something does, in fact, require heat. Don't forget to turn your burner on! 9:17 AM Dec 4th from twidroid
  4. I just said no to the Comcast-NBC merger! http://bit.ly/1WciqP #NoMerger (via @freepress) 2:40 PM Dec 3rd from web
  5. props @robmorris2 Incredible, amazing, awesome Apple http://bit.ly/U53IC 7:50 PM Oct 10th from Redux
  6. Japanese Sarariman Square Dancers. Sounds like the beginning of a Cohen Brothers movie. 5:44 PM Sep 18th from web
  7. The nice thing about Crack-Whore Barbie is that the cardboard box she's packaged in also serves as her "dream house". 11:18 AM Aug 30th from web
  8. Woot! Thunderstorm rolling in with a low rumble, almost sub-audible. Damn, I love weather! 7:52 PM Aug 17th from web
  9. Cold pizza and room-temperature Dr. Pepper is part of this nutritious breakfast. 5:23 AM Aug 15th from web
  10. (Josef has a Netflix envelope to mail) + (Josef has his keys in his other hand) + (Josef's mind is occupied) = DISASTER!! 10:40 AM Aug 14th from web
  11. Thursday Night Live calls to me but there's so much to get done around here... 4:34 PM Aug 13th from txt
  12. Every clusterf*ck of a project begins with a half-assed plan. 1:09 PM Aug 12th from txt
  13. Entirely possible that I have broken the 2nd smallest toe on my left foot. Time will tell. #fb 9:11 PM Aug 6th from chumby
  14. Why didn't anyone tell me that today was Bring-Your-Contagion-to-Work Day? #fb 8:37 PM Aug 5th from web
  15. Considering black beans & rice with chipotle chutney for dinner. 1:48 PM Aug 4th from txt
  16. Paint fumes are making me...making me....umm... ....I um.... I think I...umm..... What were we talking about? 7:46 AM Jul 29th from txt
  17. If ever a single word were to explain why mankind has never reached (and will never reach) its full potential, that word would be 'meeting'. 7:56 PM Jul 27th from web
  18. Sneaking out for a late night drive around the city and maybe a Sonic run. 8:16 PM Jul 24th from txt
  19. Happy Anniversary, Apollo 11 Astronauts! 1:16 PM Jul 20th from web
  20. I'm thinking about a $9 grilled cheese sandwich from Giacomo's for lunch today. 8:13 AM Jul 20th from web