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  1. RN, PhD, MPA, MSW, EdD, MS, MBA---I need to pick an abbreviation and stick to it while balancing $$$ and happiness. (Note the lack of MD ...
  2. I am the mini-cupcake eating champion!
  3. I love outdoor concerts on gorge days at the Locks.
  4. The game is easy and there's just one rule: keep your head above water.
  5. Time to start my new position talking to old people about their pensions. I need to find a name for this a la "File Dungeon."
  6. FOUND: Mysterious basement bar "Cha-Cha!" Very red, hot, and hetero.
  7. Q: How do you do a Colin Jorgensen laugh? A: You need to reach down deeper than your diaphragm and probably invoke your colon.
  8. My car was finally broken in to, but since I don't keep anything of value in my soft-top-break-in-to-me-jeep.
  9. FACT: All my thoughts about the Comcast boy in my apartment right now are completely and purely pure as the driven snow.
  10. At the ArtWalk because I an tres cultured. Allegedly.
  11. In retrospect, I was living the AXE commercial dream last weekend. I blame it all on the haircut.
  12. I decided on the EnV3, texting, texting, 123.
  13. Don't go wasting your emotion---lay your all your love on me!
  14. FACT: Neighbors is really as creepy as everyone says.
  15. Tonight's Episode: DRAMZ at Cuff--Betty White guest stars.
  16. I just spent the past hour mean mugging this kid I hated and wanted to do like whoa. I totes wish I wasn't broken like that.
  17. Spotted: Dude in amazing Chun Li drag.
  18. Spotted: Battlestar Galactica's poundy drums of high drama and intense tension! Also: A gaggle of Sisters.
  19. Spotted: Legion of naked cyclists, at least a thousand!
  20. PDX, much like Hooters is charming, but delightfully tacky. I am totes at their strip club, y'all.