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  1. study study study die.
  2. @vedaveda hoping a smile makes it's way onto your beautiful face today. xoxo
  3. so many muscles in pain. punishment for trying to better myself by working out. hardly incentive to continue.
  4. damn, that was not the plan.
  5. i've literally offered, vocally even, varied exercises designing acronyms.
  6. i've made a mess i don't know how to clean up.
  7. wishing my foresight was 20/20.
  8. not amused by this weather. helps very little.
  9. kicking myself in the ass for being the world's biggest idiot. good night.
  10. meandering my way down a musical memory lane as a means of meditation
  11. ignoring the irritation and inflammation, indicative of an impaction and impending infection... dental, that was. not fecal.
  12. bike, books, camera, computer. only thing i'm missing is coffee. soon to be remedied.
  13. @MarOLyn what does SMH mean? I need to step up my net-acronym game.
  14. skeptic, turning septic.
  15. @IceVulture no apologies necessary. i was like, "that's the realest shit anyone ever wrote... on twitter"
  16. i have a sleeping disorder.
  17. just got toothpaste in my eye. stings like a b*tch at first, but then surprisingly refreshing.
  18. @IceVulture killing the tweet game today. thank you.
  19. autumn in the air, brunch in the works, friends on the way, warmth in my heart, smile on my face.
  20. wishing i was home to address the aftermath. glad my closest are all safe & sound.