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  1. Lets give it up for mixing without drum triggers! Not ready to give up melodyne or beat detective yet, but I'm feeling good about raw drums! 27 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. i wish i had the fearless disposition dr. venkman has towards ghosts- dude is fearless! about 21 hours ago from web
  3. and this http://www.baconbabble.com/... 1:12 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. this is why people rule http://whatisdarkknight.ytm... 1:11 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. swine flu- you are not welcome in my body anymore. and no; swine flu is not the name of a man i met a few days ago 7:47 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. i'm so pro-life, that i refuse to participate in masturbation- or as i call it, the slaughter of the potential people 2:29 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. We need to put Tom hanks in office. But not tom hanks as himself, Tom hanks as Forrest gump. Fairest mofo to grace the world of fiction 11:43 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. i guess i need to take back that last tweet.. turns out fox news is not in fact a comedy station like i thought. 11:16 AM Nov 23rd from web
  9. comedy now days is so different. i remember the days of chris farley & phil hartman, now it's comedians such as glenn beck & rush limbaugh.. 11:00 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @HolmesWasHere @tonythaxton i see you guys tweet at each other every sunday so i thought i'd chime in and say my quarter back is better 11:43 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to HolmesWasHere
  11. you could do better 9:05 AM Nov 22nd from web
  12. @kierensmith the crab people takeover has already begun here.. humans are forced to tape fingers together and walk sideways with our arms up 11:08 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck in reply to kierensmith
  13. http://twitpic.com/qbhlv bastard in action! 8:09 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  14. just saw another commercial for ShamWow- seems about as useless as glenn beck's opinion, but i kind of want to order it 4:30 PM Nov 20th from web
  15. we need to go to a one party system and i think i know how.. turn the US capitol into a cage match- last party standing wins! 9:37 AM Nov 20th from web
  16. @delainewendling y yo te quiero. did that work? 7:48 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. i must agree with tom rhodes. in order to win over the rest of the world, we must put ALL of our government spending into our soccer team 7:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. Just decided right now my first born child will be named afgan in memory and out of respect for MJ. Wouldn't dream of using blanket 6:08 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  19. they say if you mix a song in mono when you put it in stereo it sounds huge. i'm going to mix a song in reverse so when i play it forward... 1:57 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. by the way- battle studies rocks my face off and melts my heart 7:28 AM Nov 18th from web