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  1. Ok...so no disaster with the apple pie...looking good...hope it tastes good now...lol http://twitgoo.com/5bcbn 9 minutes ago from twitgoo
  2. or u will spill the 2 gallons of solution all down ur countertops, floors, and u will have 2 get out the mop & bucket...laugh at me again!!! about 4 hours ago from PockeTwit
  3. For fucks sake...cooking my 1st turkey disaster #2...BRINING...do not attempt to fill brining bag with water mix and leave it un-zipped... about 4 hours ago from PockeTwit
  4. @EthanCage haha...you said it, not me! 3:27 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to EthanCage
  5. @Devonleexxx nope some lamb dish...it was amazing 3:27 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Devonleexxx
  6. @Devonleexxx please or Simon for that matter, "the self proclaimed" King of Cooking...although he did make an awesome dinner the other nite 3:06 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Devonleexxx
  7. @Devonleexxx ummmmm....of course I thought of that silly girl! 2:52 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Devonleexxx
  8. @dxana if only it was that easy...hehe 2:45 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to dxana
  9. @ChrisDuhamel turkey day in the USA you damn foreigner...lol 2:44 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to ChrisDuhamel
  10. @ChrisDuhamel because you have to cook it first silly, who the hell wants half a bird on thanksgiving...i forgot you wouldn't know about 2:44 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to ChrisDuhamel
  11. @lexilamour yep...only me....hehe 2:42 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to lexilamour
  12. Only me...had to take my turkey back to "exchange" for smaller one...the 20lb does not fit in my oven...yes, your welcome to laugh at me! 2:26 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. @wsmall thanks babes...I feel old! 2:25 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to wsmall
  14. @madelynmarie your welcome babes...feeling better today? 2:24 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to madelynmarie
  15. @miratalisman not very nice...and at least speak English 2:17 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to miratalisman
  16. @kerrylouisexxx 2 weeks baby, and I'll be there to rub your boobies for you! 11:25 AM Nov 21st from PockeTwit in reply to kerrylouisexxx
  17. @kerrylouisexxx LA misses you babes...we cant wait to see your new bigger bombs...how you feeling? 11:03 AM Nov 21st from PockeTwit in reply to kerrylouisexxx
  18. @KeiranLee LMAO...nice 10:03 AM Nov 21st from PockeTwit in reply to KeiranLee
  19. @Maxalfie48 had trouble getting him to cum at all...lol...looooong scene 10:02 AM Nov 21st from PockeTwit in reply to Maxalfie48
  20. On set, waiting for my male talent to show...tardiness is not cool when I AM READY TO FUCK, DAMN IT! 3:41 PM Nov 20th from PockeTwit