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  1. John Lennon, you wrote a terrible Christmas song.
  2. Anybody heading to Austin from DFW this Friday? I can give you gas... literally, people get gassy around me.
  3. Seriously wondering if I'm the poor sap on the placebo in this allergy study.
  4. The sole reason for the season, redemption through Christ, Jesus. If this offends you, perhaps you should not participate in the holiday.
  5. @LacyPrince's Chocolate Pecan Pie alone is a good enough reason to marry her.
  6. I miss snow, Texas does suck in that department.
  7. So much work to do in the AM. Bonne nuit.
  8. Fantastic Mr. Fox was fantastic!
  9. Taco Bueno, no bueno.
  10. #FilmmakerFriday, new #FollowFriday tag for filmmakers and their work, use it!
  11. #FilmmakerFriday @rcjohnso @Beatwad @dallasjenkins @krisfilm @StopTimeProject @theauteurs @tosavealife @bendandbreak @Criterion
  12. New Moon was like a really long bad episode of a WB show.
  13. @J_warner That was my choice too! Home Alone, one if the best films of all time!
  14. What is this fooot-balll? Apparently they play it in Texas every Thanksgiving.
  15. "Both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me “to recommend to the people of the..." http://tumblr.com/xji49xm8v
  16. Paul Blart on TV, hilarious. Kevin James kills me.
  17. RT @donmilleris: If children have someone to thank for presents in their stockings, haven't I got someone to thank for two feet in mine?
  18. Thankful I live in the greatest nation on God's green earth and for the principals upon which it was founded that make it so unique.
  19. Watching an awful made-for-TV Christmas movie on ABC family, bahahaha.
  20. It's fun that my girlfriend's family is so awesome, thankful I get to spend the holiday with them but will miss my family too!