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I saw a lady at the grocery store today with Kate Gosselins hair. It was awesome/disgusting. about 11 hours ago from web
@mrscsunsweetie We were going to rent a dumpster that stays for a week. Then they come and pick it up. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to mrscsunsweetie
@mrscsunsweetie Totally! It was going to take us a WEEK! It takes him four hours. And that includes a trip to the dumpster. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to mrscsunsweetie
Instead, I am sipping a latte and watching the guy we hired with a big machine. We saved tons of money, time and back muscles. about 24 hours ago from web
We were going to spend Thanksgiving week tearing out 450 sq ft of concrete. Then we were going to spend all of our money w/ a chiropractor. about 24 hours ago from web
The view from Asia de Cuba... With fireworks! http://twitpic.com/qllwi 8:57 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
Going on a bit of a staycation in Beverly Hills. A kick off for the week of major housework. 7:01 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
While I was shooing all day today, chris did something awesome... Lights! http://twitpic.com/qkwtf 5:51 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
Last wedding until the end of December! 7:20 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
I think I worked out too hard yesterday. I sneezed and nearly died it hurt so much. 5:33 PM Nov 20th from web
@JustWenderful I KNOW! It's one thing if they're in the sidewalk, but to walk into my yard. I stood at the window and waved! 4:47 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to JustWenderful
um, a lady just sent her grandson around the fence and into my yard to find some avocados. 4:23 PM Nov 20th from web
@CatieRonquillo I can't believe I missed this show the first time around! love love love. 3:54 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to CatieRonquillo
I would like to be part of the Life & Death Brigade. 1:47 PM Nov 20th from web
Apparently it is legal to buy vitamins & automatically be signed up for an online health service, where they charge you without your consent 1:11 PM Nov 20th from web
My anxiousness is gone. I've got my ducks in a row and a few glasses of wine in my belly. 7:19 PM Nov 19th from web
@diabolina happy anniversary! 7:14 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
Finally getting around to watching Arrested Development. So far, so good. 1:37 PM Nov 19th from web
@BrokeAssBride kisses to your face. 11:57 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to BrokeAssBride
RT @brodiehubbard: Much appreciation to @RocknRollBride for the love. RT @RocknRollBride A Delicious, Locally Grown, Vegan Wedding http: ... 11:56 AM Nov 19th from web