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  1. lol RT @azrael: one thing Yoga has taught me is that more women need pedicures.
  2. Is Oral Roberts going to be mad when he find out the girl angels are allowed to wear pants!
  3. @EvilGayTwin Borat Mankini! Love it!
  4. RT @Richard_Dawkins: Flowchart to Determine Which Religion to Follow http://is.gd/5kKiP
  5. Could Jesus really eat all he wanted and not get fat? If/when he come sagain, that's going to be one of his healing miracles.
  6. RT @MatthewGagnon: For total hilarity, check out @newlywedsontjob - most amusing Twitter account I've seen in ages... h/t to @kristinaobrien
  7. "About half of all pregnancies in the United States are unplanned" http://bit.ly/4EIZA9. Wow.
  8. Little annoyed at the teenager's music upstairs. OTOH, I remember all the people who were probably annoyed at my CATS album.
  9. @mooresteve Who is with Mick Jagger: You, or the Black Eyed Peas?
  10. @CaliLewis seems like a more advanced version of animatronics at Disneyland. They're not creepy if you put them in bear suits.
  11. Going out to an event tonight at a club- need something to wear that is sexy but nor hoary, young but approp. for 38 y.o., cool but classy
  12. The Spanish side of my brain is not working today.
  13. Clarification: not our dog, or kids, or our side of the wall.
  14. @objectiveous has a conference call. Cue: dog barking, children shouting, wall-pounding.
  15. You think Santa has a naughty/nice iphone app?
  16. Talking on the phone to my Mom when the laundry delivery arrived. She called me a spoiled brat.
  17. RT @TaviCruz: The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised
  18. RT @paulsolman: 8-y/o reaction when I told of Adam, Eve, serpent, ... Jesus dying to expiate sin: "That's the goofiest story I ever heard."
  19. Funny send-up of Tim Ferriss: The 3.5-Hour Parenting Week: http://bit.ly/4u8q0s
  20. "Habla Español muuuuy bien, señora." O Rly? I obviously habla it sucky enough for you to feel the need to tell me how muy bien I hablo it.