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  1. @Doodleeedoo like the hair! about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Doodleeedoo
  2. Back in Chapel Hill for a couple days. My mother unveils her traditional turkey made out of lemons at 6:00. about 22 hours ago from web
  3. Strawberry Pop Tarts. When I was a kid I thought it was "storeberry" because you buy 'em in the store. When I say "kid" I mean 35-year-old. 11:36 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. @Doodleeedoo I need to find it! Do you have it? 9:16 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to Doodleeedoo
  5. Jazz fart. 9:11 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. @scharpling Ok. Just need to make sure I'm covered on the back end. Is it a back end or a back line? 2:51 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to scharpling
  7. Have been notified that the Matador Warehouse is following me. Much appreciated, now please get back to filling those HP Zinker orders. 2:39 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. A gentleman just walked by me and said, "I'm gonna drain the old weasel." 1:58 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  9. No good flicks here in Orlando. I miss the old days when my dad would take me to see "The Tool Belt Killer" & "You're Soaking in Her." 6:49 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @scharpling my pastor and I were just discussing this. 2:16 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to scharpling
  11. @owenpallett Thanks, guys. But I've bunked myself for fear of going on a rock-throwing rampage. 6:46 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to owenpallett
  12. Possible new motto for downtown Orlando: "What don't you like about the fact that everything but our sports bars is closed?" 2:55 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  13. @samirmathur very disappointed, you munch. 6:30 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to samirmathur
  14. Perched behind our driver wearing a "Scream" mask. He'll freak when he notices. I love when I have ideas from which only good can come. 5:47 AM Nov 22nd from web
  15. @bottlekids I'll be right over. 10:28 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to bottlekids
  16. Thank you, ATL, for the coffee, rock & long-winded panhandlers. Orlando, are you ready for me to play semi-nude hacky sack on your beaches? 9:55 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. ATL. Patterson Hood instore across the street. Gonna do my patented "Can you keep it down, some of us are trying to shop!" thing. 11:56 AM Nov 21st from web
  18. Looking for a doctor in the Nashville area who accepts either scrip or wampum. 6:37 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. At the venue in Dallas. Last time here I saw the following on a flyer for an upcoming show: "Featuring Widespread Panic's Ex-Guitar Tech." 12:33 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. We killed tonight in Austin. Literally, this weird dude ran onstage and we killed him. That didn't happen. But we did take his pants. 11:12 PM Nov 18th from web