jonwhelan
is there a first mover advantage if you call Jihad first?
| jonwhelan how cool would it be if W challenged Bob Mugabe to steel cage match. why is it that that can only happen on south park. |
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| jonwhelan better get an extra plate of freedom fries because W's getting itchy - more deep shi'ite |
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| jonwhelan @mikegil why don't you pay attention? |
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| jonwhelan who is more of a jackass? smokers who throw their butts on the sidewalk or bikers who modify their mufflers so it sounds even louder. hmmm |
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| jonwhelan yesterday my little yellow lie was compromised - she told me "pee was 99 oct water anyway. Plan B, I just bought 2 baby ruth bars for today |
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| jonwhelan so hard convincing my 4 yr old to get out of pool. Lately I found that the suggestion that another kid may have pee'd gets her right out |
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| jonwhelan without blinking he asked me, "how's business?" |
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| jonwhelan buying a car - every stereotype about process is true, so you need to have fun with it. I said I am a pygmy llama farmer. |
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| jonwhelan @mikegil what's a bank? |
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| jonwhelan my parents served me Folgers. If that's the 'best part of waking up' then I would rather die in my sleep |
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| jonwhelan @mikegil no they are equally useless. Not sure about livers - google it. |
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| jonwhelan beta is the new alpha |
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| jonwhelan this is brutal http://tinyurl.com/6llbfq |
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| jonwhelan can i get a write off for donating a vital organ? |
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| jonwhelan enough already |
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| jonwhelan maggie and the ferocious beast and triple espresso |
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| jonwhelan @mikegil isn't Belleek gaelic for regift? |
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| jonwhelan i just got a Irish Linen shirt - it was made in china. i think the great Irish poets of the future will be from china, too. |
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| jonwhelan i love people who get pissed that you took your kid to a restaurant. so she flung a little pesto. big deal. |
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