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  1. @iShellyBellly Hello, Shelly's students!
  2. Quick poll: 1. Do you know what "Yay!" means? 2. How old are you? Thanks in advance for your response.
  3. Comic Sans and Papyrus on the same poster. http://bnsn.com/MG (via @ckipfer) **I'm crying (via @brandonarbini) Oh the humanity!!
  4. Shadow Server http://www.shadowserver.org Non-profit malware detection and reporting group. #lockdown09
  5. This test says that I'm 52% White. http://bit.ly/JMmKn "You roll with the cool crowd, but u still go home to ur mommy & eat mac & cheese"
  6. Want to kill a few hours? Check out TV Tropes. http://www.tvtropes.org My favorite is "phlebotinum."
  7. @penelopetrunk You should check out this little suburb of Middleton called Madison for foreign cars, films, and lox.
  8. Hey, neighbor, can you turn off your lawn mower for a second? I can't hear the gang of Harleys driving past the house.
  9. I hope no more celebrities die in the immediate future so that we don't miss a coup, war, or US nuclear strike. (via http://bit.ly/4e4vY)
  10. @sjciske it means they can add change or delete.
  11. I realized my server installation project was going awry when I found myself thinking "I need a bolt cutter."
  12. Alex got glowstick fluid in his eye. Hurt like crazy. Nurse line said bring him in. Dr. checked for corneal scratches, but eye is OK! Yay!
  13. We're wrapping up Fourth of July weekend in true Tanner style- with a trip to the emergency room. Good times.
  14. Callouses are battle wounds; dirty fingernails badges of honor.
  15. Today I learned: 1) Asparagus plants have amazingly prolific root systems; 2) measure twice, dig a hole once. Or measure once, dig twice.
  16. Copying Pizza Hut's "Now you're eating" ads, GM announed it's new ad campaign: "Now you're driving in a vehicle."
  17. After all the plastic surgeries, Michael Jackson won't be buried so much as recycled.
  18. CNN: What should happen to Michael Jackson's children? Me: Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
  19. #constructivistconsortium @elemenous Ask Gary's reaction to Shirky: "things don't get socially interesting until the technology is boring."
  20. An autopsy is probably the most normal surgical procedure Michael Jackson has had in the last thirty years.