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  1. Got last chopper out of Selfridges. Left Colin Jackson, Dominic Cooper & the four horsemen of the apocalypse fighting over last bits of tat
  2. On late Cornwall-Exeter train but should make connection, FGWestern guard says proudly, because Ex-London is running "even later". Whey!
  3. RT @samblainey: Wonderful Shakespearean telling of the Gordon Brown Story in the Christmas Economist http://bit.ly/6cgS1U
  4. @sonnypike Shocked to see that hashtag is not trending and indeed has never trended
  5. A source tells @paulwaugh that Sir Thomas Legg "really, really doesn't like MPs" http://bit.ly/4WGlg8
  6. Indeed RT @IanDouglas Blippy: social network based on credit card transactions http://bit.ly/8tkiAn <- One of worst ideas I've ever heard
  7. SAVE KIRKUP! RT: @jameskirkup: Holy God. UN asking leaders to stay another night in Copenhagen. Just want to go home. Please let me go home.
  8. Actual new low for local papers http://bit.ly/8xjIBF
  9. Third-of-life crisis RT @sam_thorne watching Friends for the first time in a while. Ross has a pager and Joey is younger than me.
  10. Seb and Kirsty miss the joke http://bit.ly/4UmL86
  11. Sion Simon, Culture minister and former hack, has just given his local paper my story from tomorrow's Telegraph: http://bit.ly/7FgQj5
  12. @archiebland word
  13. @iamjamesward On my printer it's "upside down and back to front"
  14. @hack_daniels Veh good. Obv I meant you, me and all the brothers and sisters.
  15. Having to pay £9 for someone whose salary we pay to copy a piece of paper we paid to produce with toner we bought is, obviously, fine though
  16. Wish cheques were going sooner. To pay for some council docs I have to queue up to buy a postal order then send it and wait a week. 2009.
  17. Best final two lines of a news story I've read in a while http://bit.ly/67MBac
  18. Good grief. "The new arrival needs christening with the Angus beef sausage". http://bit.ly/92wdjZ
  19. RT: @Generic_Jammin: Richard Hawley & Alex Turner - looking forward to it. http://bit.ly/4CSf0I
  20. "As I pulled out the shoes, however, my world fell apart" - gut-wrenching stuff http://bit.ly/7PCaHZ