jonstewart
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Sorry, I've been working on @ toilet all week. He has some dirt on me so whenever he calls, I go & he keeps his mouth shut.
5:20 AM May 19th, 2008
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The NYT on kids today was so wrong. I know they're secretly nasty little things. This saintly image hasn't got me fooled. I'm onto you kids!
8:12 AM May 11th, 2008
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@ Ooooh ominous!
2:38 PM May 9th, 2008
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Mrs Cheney talked about returning to Jackson, WY in 09. Not that they'd move back... just spend more time there. OMG Cheney's never leaving!
2:02 PM May 9th, 2008
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That eager MSNBC fellow talking about the ghost at Cheney's house didnt get that it was the ghost of Cheney future scaring the Mondale kids!
1:59 PM May 9th, 2008
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Having David Perlmutter got me thinking... luckily no one does fake news online. IF a website did, I would cry like I do when peeling onions
1:57 PM May 9th, 2008
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Fox is saying Ryan Seacrest might take over from Larry King. There doesn't even need to be a punchline for that :|
1:53 PM May 9th, 2008
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You know, we had David Perlmutter on to talk about blogging, but we're totally ahead of the curve; I'm already on Twitter!
1:52 PM May 9th, 2008
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So Louis Black was raging about the stimulus package but he won. HE won the damn lottery! All I got was a lollipop and a copy of Vanity Fair
1:50 PM May 9th, 2008
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You have NO IDEA what we had to bribe Louis Black with to get him back. He was consumed with Jewish rage JUST because we called :S
1:47 PM May 9th, 2008
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Imagine how awkward Obama & Bush riding to inauguration together will be? To avoid awkwardness, vote McCain. 4 more years, 4 more years :P
1:45 PM May 9th, 2008
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Clinton as VP is really, really similar to Cheney as VP. Evil people, 2nd in command, chips on shoulders, plotting to kill the President.
1:43 PM May 9th, 2008
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Rob Riggle got lazy and distracted mixed up. He's not only so distracted as to not care, but also so lazy as to... not care.
1:42 PM May 9th, 2008
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By the way, if you don't watch us every night, this twitterfeed will seem seriously disturbing!
1:40 PM May 9th, 2008
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Nude pixelated Cheney genitalia. Like haggis. And now the new Rick Roll!
1:39 PM May 9th, 2008
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Kim Jong Il to W: Thanks for giving us time to forge the nuke documents. Here they are! Enjoy :)
12:06 PM May 9th, 2008
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@ We like you. You seem interesting. Would you come on TDS to talk about why you made Mahalo and what it's supposed to be?
8:18 AM May 9th, 2008
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Today has not been fun! Larry Wilmore made some weird gestures and now it feels like I'm hexed. I think he was giving me the finger. Again.
3:47 PM May 8th, 2008
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@ keeps calling! I need some sleep man, I barely stumbled home last night. And yeah, I get it, PC rawkzz. Jeez...
11:16 PM May 7th, 2008
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in reply to hodgman
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Well that sure was a rough night. Out with Rob Riggle. He was still sober after drinking 10 shots to my beer. Heineken Light is tough stuff!
11:15 PM May 7th, 2008
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