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  1. Uhgk...why am I taking lessons from the movie, Sex Drive?
  2. Where does one find a pink bow tie, last minute?
  3. @jack_daniel hopefully, I fall into the later category, because as far as I know, I'm not rich.
  4. @Devin_ Tryptophan induced.
  5. @chrisblake Campagne flutes AND jazz flutes. A little ham and eggs comin' at ya. Hope you brought your griddle.
  6. @QueenErin Ah, gin fizzies on Plymouth Rock with the Indians and a big turkey. Yums.
  7. @Bev_W I'd like to become a wiser, funnier version of myself.
  8. @ilai I just think it's curious that there is so much content about us out there and removing it entirely is probably impossible.
  9. @zaneology If only ctrl/cmd Z worked in real life.
  10. @blackinkjar Oh, wow. Do you have pics of your vampire glitter getup?
  11. A drinking solution. http://twitpic.com/r366d
  12. If I were so inclined, could I erase myself from the Internet and start over?
  13. I am watching...sports?
  14. The pilgrims drank morning mimosas, too, correct?
  15. I'm not vibrating, but I do feel really good.
  16. Snickers is a vertical candy. It goes up & down. Almond ice cream is opposite of regular ice cream. 3-Musketeer's is also a vertical candy.
  17. Sometimes, I have to ask whether I'm an eccentric or just stupid?
  18. Escaping to Dallas in the night; an attempt to outsmart Turkey Day traffic.
  19. @KristinieC The music Monday love is much appreciated and blush-worthy.
  20. @JeremyOLED Hmmm...depending on the physics of the whole thing and appropriate saftey gear, a delirious twister could be fun.