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  1. Yes, I am. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Found a great use for all the leftovers! I've knitted a turkey sweater with a cranberry vest! 9:30 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  3. Thankful for family & friends, near & far, ones I see all the time, ones I haven't seen in forever*. That & gravy. 5:59 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  4. I'm enjoying how Terry Lundgren, CEO of Macy's Inc. seems to be gettting the "ass" end of the parade performances. Appropriate. 7:40 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  5. Looking for the "Magic of Ground Beef" float in the Macy's Day Parade. 7:07 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  6. This does wonders for my self-esteem. ;-) @Specky4Eyes: @jonnyfido ...You were the only person who lost a job to a(n inanimate) dummy. 5:06 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  7. Aww, grumble-bunnies, my 200th tweet went by without any bravado. Well, just imagine verbal fireworks. Bang, kazoom. Whoosh. Crackle. Yay. 12:56 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  8. OK, I'm just tired now, just plain tired. 6:12 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  9. I think I'd describe my house as "creak-tastic". 8:26 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  10. @dubouchet How 'bout "prunt"? 5:51 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to dubouchet
  11. Why did I just see Bruce Vilanche in a massive side-window bus, cruising down 44th? Very much like a Jurrassic Park tour. Seriously. 8:11 AM Nov 17th from TwitterBerry
  12. The restaurants "Piece of Chicken" & "5 Napkin Burger" are right next to each other. Just around the corner from "Dykes Lumber". All true. 8:04 AM Nov 17th from TwitterBerry
  13. The Human Soundtrack, Soundscape #6-man choking on turnip in crowd w/hairdryer & gunfire: Thbbt, thbbbt, thbbbbbttt thbbbbttt. Thbbbt thbbt. 4:20 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  14. Human Soundtrack Tweet: Here's the sound of me getting out of bed and getting dressed-Thbbbt thbbbbbbt thhhbbbtt. Thbbt thbt thbbbbt thbbbt. 6:52 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  15. Me: "And what else starts with the letter J?" Daughter: "Sandwich!" Truly, she is mine. 3:58 PM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  16. My dad could give his dad some competition: http://bit.ly/1t5fSk 1:06 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  17. In Miami Airport, what's the deal with all the people with suitcases? 6:24 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
  18. Off to give Miami a big hug, should be interesting. 1:44 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
  19. Is there something in my design resume that says "Mid-Level Manager for the Insurance Industry"? Never write "desperate" in crayon @ bottom. 12:00 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  20. Batman's a regular guy super hero. No super powers like Superman. Just smart. With all the stuff he does, WHEN does he have time to workout? 4:09 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry