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  1. You don't spend five hours at the hairdresser unless you're Michael Bolton. And she isn't.
  2. I meant three year-olds. See? My hands are shaking.
  3. I don't care if she DID highlight it. Five hours at the hairdresser whilst I entertain three-is too long.
  4. It is, I believe, part of the Wool-Mart family. (via @johnb78) http://bit.ly/6hWXd0
  5. Blog hosts down AGAIN. Getting a little tired of this.
  6. @subtitling - thank you! The blog is a bit funny But my tweets generally deal with the geopolitical zeitgeist as it affects the 'now'.
  7. @idiotjohnson - I thumb my NOSE at you.
  8. If this Gary McKinnon's so dangerous, couldn't he just change the computers at the extradition department?
  9. @Journopig - just call me 'Parky'....
  10. @DrSamuelJohnson - why thank you! Love your work.
  11. Today on PSD - my in-depth interview with Stewart Copeland of the Police (whilst angling for a record deal) http://bit.ly/5lAPco
  12. @Girlonatrain - this could be my new job...
  13. See? My fingers can't even type.
  14. I am freezing. Norfolk today is colder than a cryogeniclally-stored Jan Moir.
  15. Dear Alcoholics Anonymous. If you send me emails by mistake, including photos of your members, it makes them less anonymous.
  16. I have just advised Short Tony to ask for advice in PC World. Kill me now.
  17. ANT: One-half a brace of Northumbrian BUFFOON-CLOWNES. #DrJohnsonA
  18. Let's tweet another twit, boys. This one has grown olllld and bitttttter. #inaleonardcohenmoodtoday
  19. @Girlonatrain - it's for real, as everythings for real if you want to believe enough. Shall now blow it by trying to be his new best friend.
  20. @ILoveVerdi - why thank you. I try to think of myself as a sort of cultural attache.