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You don't spend five hours at the hairdresser unless you're Michael Bolton. And she isn't.about 14 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I am freezing. Norfolk today is colder than a cryogeniclally-stored Jan Moir.6:16 AM Nov 27thfrom TweetDeck
Dear Alcoholics Anonymous. If you send me emails by mistake, including photos of your members, it makes them less anonymous.3:16 AM Nov 27thfrom TweetDeck
I have just advised Short Tony to ask for advice in PC World. Kill me now.3:11 AM Nov 27thfrom TweetDeck