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  1. "With NUMBERS! When you learn NUUUMBERS! Then you can COUNT! And count AGAAAAIIIIIIIIN!" Oh my God, activity table FROM HELL.
  2. @Swistle_Thistle Nothing. And I replaced HALF the butter with bacon grease. And they're delicious, but just ... cookies.
  3. @multitaskingme Believe me, I would LOVE to say, "HOLY HELL CHILD, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG OMG."
  4. @multitaskingme Her mother approved it and sent her my way. I limited her profile to nothing, figuring eh, not my place or worth family feud
  5. @wisekaren Tell that to her mother.
  6. @lolaaugustine Yes, but ... oh dear, HOW? Is it a setting? (I've looked. And am panicking)
  7. My 10-year-old niece just friended me on Facebook. Dear Jesus, how do I limit what she SEEEEEEEEES?
  8. There is no way to prepare for the amount of talking/singing/musical toys you get when you procreate. It's worse than sleep deprivation.
  9. Well, that was anticlimactic. They taste like ... chocolate chip cookies.
  10. The bacon cookie experience is AWN, y'all.
  11. @jodifur That's a shame, because some people's accounts are getting hacked and it's not their fault, you know? Seems mean to punish 'em.
  12. It's freakishly warm out there, yo.
  13. @kakaty Hm. I don't know. That's a great tip -- will have to check first, for sure.
  14. Adam and I decided in lieu of gifts for each other, we're buying a Dyson Animal. Romance! It's what's for Christmas.
  15. @metalia OMFG. I laughed out loud. Like, a LOT.
  16. @Lifeinatinytown Right. She hates sitting in poop, but hates getting changed MORE. And then no one sleeps, and we're up for an hour at least
  17. @Lifeinatinytown I'm praying. Honestly. I am SO RESTED, all because I didn't deal with screaming indignation at wee hour diaper change.
  18. The amount of fruit my kid consumed for breakfast should strike fear in the hearts of orchards everywhere.
  19. I got up twice last night, but you know what? I changed ZEH-RO diapers last night. Am well rested machine. (Oh, that's pathetic.)
  20. @heartbeataway Oh God, really? I just stick my boob in my kid's face and fall asleep. I'm sorry about the burping sitch.