jonniker
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"With NUMBERS! When you learn NUUUMBERS! Then you can COUNT! And count AGAAAAIIIIIIIIN!" Oh my God, activity table FROM HELL.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Nothing. And I replaced HALF the butter with bacon grease. And they're delicious, but just ... cookies.
about 8 hours ago
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@ Believe me, I would LOVE to say, "HOLY HELL CHILD, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG OMG."
about 8 hours ago
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@ Her mother approved it and sent her my way. I limited her profile to nothing, figuring eh, not my place or worth family feud
about 8 hours ago
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@ Tell that to her mother.
about 8 hours ago
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@ Yes, but ... oh dear, HOW? Is it a setting? (I've looked. And am panicking)
about 8 hours ago
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My 10-year-old niece just friended me on Facebook. Dear Jesus, how do I limit what she SEEEEEEEEES?
about 8 hours ago
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There is no way to prepare for the amount of talking/singing/musical toys you get when you procreate. It's worse than sleep deprivation.
about 9 hours ago
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Well, that was anticlimactic. They taste like ... chocolate chip cookies.
about 9 hours ago
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The bacon cookie experience is AWN, y'all.
about 10 hours ago
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@ That's a shame, because some people's accounts are getting hacked and it's not their fault, you know? Seems mean to punish 'em.
about 10 hours ago
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It's freakishly warm out there, yo.
about 12 hours ago
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@ Hm. I don't know. That's a great tip -- will have to check first, for sure.
about 15 hours ago
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Adam and I decided in lieu of gifts for each other, we're buying a Dyson Animal. Romance! It's what's for Christmas.
about 19 hours ago
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@ OMFG. I laughed out loud. Like, a LOT.
about 19 hours ago
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@ Right. She hates sitting in poop, but hates getting changed MORE. And then no one sleeps, and we're up for an hour at least
about 20 hours ago
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@ I'm praying. Honestly. I am SO RESTED, all because I didn't deal with screaming indignation at wee hour diaper change.
about 20 hours ago
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The amount of fruit my kid consumed for breakfast should strike fear in the hearts of orchards everywhere.
about 20 hours ago
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I got up twice last night, but you know what? I changed ZEH-RO diapers last night. Am well rested machine. (Oh, that's pathetic.)
about 22 hours ago
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@ Oh God, really? I just stick my boob in my kid's face and fall asleep. I'm sorry about the burping sitch.
4:45 PM Nov 14th
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- Name jonniker
- Location Vermont!
- Web http://www.jonnik...
- Bio Freelance writer, blogger, new mom (!), pop culture junkie and terrible cook.
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