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  1. Friend from a former life constantly has her infant in such eye-pokingly preppy gear, it makes me want to take a hot poker to my forehead.
  2. @pocklock Oh no. Ours was just, uh, embarrassing, as we were not struggling, but whose water gets shut off? Who DOES that?
  3. @pocklock Adam and I did that with water once. We both thought the other paid it. Neither did. It was awesome.
  4. @brandi_b Yeah, but the poor kid was so annoyed/in pain that she wouldn't calm down to take it. Poor thing.
  5. @brandi_b SO MUCH BETTER than the first. She slept 90% of it, waking only to scream when her ears hurt (and it was bad -- mine did, too!)
  6. Dude, you have never seen a little family so happy to be home.
  7. Vermont, I have missed you so, so much. Almost home! (P.S., VT, I love you.)
  8. Letting child crawl around on the terminal floor is not my proudest moment, but the alternative is hideous, face-melting screams.
  9. @Miguelina I never did birth announcements. The guilt.
  10. Traveling makes me want to take ice picks to my own face.
  11. On the road again. Boo. http://twitpic.com/qiekx
  12. @the_new_girl a GI will put hom on a way higher dose than a reg ped would, fo sho. I'd just keep increasing by .5 ml every few lbs & 3x/day
  13. @TemerityJane OMG no. I am scaredy pants, and even I love Dexter.
  14. @jmatlin so funny -- as we discussed, Sam gave Prevacid the finger. Did nothing. Bah.
  15. @the_new_girl You will make it. Sam was BAD, and even she was calm by 11 weeks. You are so close.
  16. @the_new_girl Sam was on 1.5 mls three times a day at 12 lbs. I have the notes, GI prescribed. It seems like a lot, but it worked.
  17. @DLoesch Conservatives and liberals are equally guilty on that front. And I agree, though I am pro-public option.
  18. @Miguelina oh my god, that is SO TRUE. Ha.
  19. @Sundry I never ever tire of seeing that photo. Ever.
  20. I don't think it gets any cuter than watching my daughter with her daddy. They love each other so much, it KILLS me.