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  1. @veronicamoof this has gone too far! @wamoofragu has now sent me a frag threat and now I'm afraid to log onto the internets or play pacman. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to wamoofragu
  2. Received an entirely inappropriate mailing from our credit card company. http://twitpic.com/r5md7 about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen your Siamese twin says, Dont look now but we're being followed by a guy in a hat and he's using my spleen. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen, getting out of your time machine, you find hats wearing people and the lawgiver hat orders you to be gelded. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. ...several times a day. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. http://j.mp/4E8uW3 I watch that about once a day. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. RT @tehpet test tweet, please ignore. about 24 hours ago from web
  8. #youknowyourheadisacatwhen you try to talk politics but instead make an odd squooshy noise and then cat poop comes out your mouth about 24 hours ago from web
  9. #youknowyouvegotacatonwhen someone tells you that your moustache is a cat tail and you check and it turns out that your head is a cat. about 24 hours ago from web
  10. #youknowyouvegotacatonwhen everywhere you turn you see a cat 6:17 PM Nov 26th from web
  11. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen when your siamese twin says, That hat makes you look a very slightly bit silly. 6:14 PM Nov 26th from web
  12. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen in the middle of the operation your brain surgeon says, you know this tumor looks like a hat 6:10 PM Nov 26th from web
  13. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen your hair is usually blonde but now seems to be hat color. 6:05 PM Nov 26th from web
  14. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen the brim of your head seems to have another brim 6:04 PM Nov 26th from web
  15. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen ... you feel the weight of the gravy hitting your head but not the sensuous moist warmth. 6:02 PM Nov 26th from web
  16. Attention: Astronaut dog has baked you turkey! http://twitpic.com/r3sik Happy Thanksgiving 5:49 PM Nov 26th from web
  17. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bare. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. ...Well duh. 5:23 PM Nov 26th from web
  18. @27bslash6 The most illuminating aspect of the picture is the cold sore. 5:03 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to 27bslash6
  19. @boxof and Happy Thanksgiving, honorary American. 5:01 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to boxof
  20. @boxof I think you'll find turkey in the right pocket and gravy in the left but it's been a while for me so it might be the other way around 4:51 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to boxof