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  1. @veronicamoof this has gone too far! @wamoofragu has now sent me a frag threat and now I'm afraid to log onto the internets or play pacman.
  2. Received an entirely inappropriate mailing from our credit card company. http://twitpic.com/r5md7
  3. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen your Siamese twin says, Dont look now but we're being followed by a guy in a hat and he's using my spleen.
  4. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen, getting out of your time machine, you find hats wearing people and the lawgiver hat orders you to be gelded.
  5. ...several times a day.
  6. http://j.mp/4E8uW3 I watch that about once a day.
  7. RT @tehpet test tweet, please ignore.
  8. #youknowyourheadisacatwhen you try to talk politics but instead make an odd squooshy noise and then cat poop comes out your mouth
  9. #youknowyouvegotacatonwhen someone tells you that your moustache is a cat tail and you check and it turns out that your head is a cat.
  10. #youknowyouvegotacatonwhen everywhere you turn you see a cat
  11. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen when your siamese twin says, That hat makes you look a very slightly bit silly.
  12. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen in the middle of the operation your brain surgeon says, you know this tumor looks like a hat
  13. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen your hair is usually blonde but now seems to be hat color.
  14. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen the brim of your head seems to have another brim
  15. #youknowyouvegotahatonwhen ... you feel the weight of the gravy hitting your head but not the sensuous moist warmth.
  16. Attention: Astronaut dog has baked you turkey! http://twitpic.com/r3sik Happy Thanksgiving
  17. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bare. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. ...Well duh.
  18. @27bslash6 The most illuminating aspect of the picture is the cold sore.
  19. @boxof and Happy Thanksgiving, honorary American.
  20. @boxof I think you'll find turkey in the right pocket and gravy in the left but it's been a while for me so it might be the other way around