jonjones
- It's fucking unholy how high the sun still is in the sky despite being nearly six. On beer 12. Still waiting for explosions. Feeling good.about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
- I ate like 3lbs of meat. So full. Working on beer ten and anxiously awaiting the arrival of high explosives. Happy America day!about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Burger, brat, brisket, beans, beer and chicken legs. Hell yeah. Beer six and counting.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
- They say I talk too fast and gotta learn to pronounce "Negra Modelo." At least I made that mistake in East Texas where no one will object.10:48 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
- So. I have 40 beers all to myself and copious amounts of explosives and a place to pass out when it's time. Hapy July 4th to me!10:03 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
- @ChrisA9 @ThrallMind @KevinStrickland Thanks for the followfriday props, guys!! :)10:02 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to ChrisA9
- @incobalt My long-held preconceptions of grasshoppers' merry hopophilia is now reduced to the ugly reality of coprophilia. (omg, I'm sorry)11:17 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @incobalt Congratulations! Courtesy of you, I now officially know way more about grasshoppers than I ever needed to for sanity reasons.11:16 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to incobalt
- @pinksage Why do you deny your humanity? Embrace the evolutionarily-supported limbically hirsute lifestyle! GIVE IN!11:14 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to pinksage
- @pinksage But did you survive with any arm hairs left intact? That's the real question, missy.11:01 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to pinksage
- @acwilliams MEAN LADY10:49 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to acwilliams
- @ChrisA9 Hah! Derp, thanks, I let him know. :)10:48 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to ChrisA9
- @MrKanan You gotta stop stomping on glass bottles! Seriously though, you're the duke of foot injuries. What's the story this time around?10:42 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to MrKanan
- @acwilliams However, if they were called "octopiglets" I would be somewhat less inclined to eat them due to the cute name.10:39 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to acwilliams
- @acwilliams I feel dirty admitting it but my sympathy for the species is reduced if its children are called "octopuslings." Gross ;)10:35 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to acwilliams
- @acwilliams You made me hungry for octopus and I remembered I actually have one in the kitchen right now ready for eating. hahhaha10:28 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to acwilliams
- @acwilliams You're freakin' me out, lady. :(10:16 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to acwilliams
- @zackfreedman It was courtesy of the lovely and talented @acwilliams. There's a full set with MANY more funny ones here: http://bit.ly/cPWrb10:16 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to zackfreedman
- This is the coolest fucking thing anyone has ever done for me. www.bryant3d.com surprised me with this tonight. http://bit.ly/2YUsaZ10:06 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @acwilliams Are these exotic animals tasty? How easily subdued are they? Should I worry, or make place settings at my table? ;)10:06 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to acwilliams
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- Name Jon Jones
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.thejon...
- Bio I make video games, I outsource art and I love weird food. I am Jon Jones.
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