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RT @LucasLascivious If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey we'd all have gotten a piece of ass this Thanksgiving8:53 AM Nov 27thfrom Tweetie
Lost, stolen, fell in the toilet, going on vacation, etc. Sorry, I've heard that lie. I'm not losing my license for you.12:30 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
RT @LucasLascivious Rather than trying to meet guys in a grownup setting, let's get shitfaced in a dive bar & hope our dream guy stumble in.3:41 PM Nov 15thfrom Tweetie