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@mindykaling Salt, pepper, ketchup? about 18 hours ago from Echofon in reply to mindykaling
Figured I should pay it forward... RT: @kyle_newman BREAKING NEWS: the McRib is back!!! 12:45 AM Nov 24th from web
Devoured animals at Animal with @robcorddry. If you happen to enjoy belly laughs, make sure to see him in HOT TUB TIME MACHINE next year. 12:41 AM Nov 24th from web
@OGTedBerg No offense to a tasty banana creme pie, but definitely cake. 5:46 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to OGTedBerg
Couldn't find a breath mint, so just popped a couple Lemonheads. Did the job. 2:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
I've found that my most effective diet is to drive from Barney's to Old Navy. In 15 minutes, I go from an XXL to an L. 10:57 AM Nov 23rd from web
@marklisanti My wife and I freaked out last year, then learned on facebook what it was. Figured I'd pay it forward this year. 9:01 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to marklisanti
For those of you who think LA is under attack, it's just fireworks at the Grove again this year. 8:50 PM Nov 22nd from web
@KatzMoney First time all year I didn't bother waking up for the game. Big mistake. Should have known it'd be a first class cripple fight. 11:52 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to KatzMoney
Browns vs Lions = Timmy vs Jimmy 11:22 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
Spotted: @mikecolton on Willoughby and Crescent Heights carrying a Whole Foods bag, flaunting his legs despite the cold. 1:13 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
Hot damn! Lone Starr and Princess Vespa had some sizzling sexual chemistry! Realizing now that Spaceballs was my Twilight. 12:33 AM Nov 19th from web
@KristinaRosexxx That makes two of us. 12:23 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to KristinaRosexxx
@KristinaRosexxx Happy to hear H & K is being enjoyed in the way that was intended. 12:20 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to KristinaRosexxx
Apparently Harold & Kumar are two of the sexiest men in America. Guess that explains the nonstop stiffy I've had while writing part three. 6:54 PM Nov 18th from web
All onion rings should be malt-liquor battered. #thingsilearnedatumamiburger 8:59 PM Nov 17th from web
Dinner meeting cancelled. Wife has plans. On a solo mission to try my first Umami Burger. Wish me deliciousness... 8:16 PM Nov 17th from Echofon
Accept no imitations. This is @ActuallyNPH. Shower him with the love he deserves. 6:05 PM Nov 16th from web
Michael Richards + JB Smoove + Larry David = Comedy Perfection 11:13 PM Nov 15th from web
Thanks for all the kind Birthday Wishes! I'm touched! (And thankfully not in a creepy uncle kind of way this year.) 7:10 PM Nov 15th from web