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  1. And please, please download our BBC 6Music show podcast. If 5 more of you did, that would total 5.
  2. And thanks for all kind messages about joke herein http://bit.ly/56nu3f
  3. Thanks for all tweets and texts on 6music today. Sorry if didn't get round to reading urs out. It was probably too offensive. Your fault.
  4. #twittersweetsymphony www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/jon_holmes
  5. #twittersweetsymphony Good King Wenceslas made better through Twitter. Merry Christmas from everyone on the show.
  6. That was Jon Holmes’s #twittersweetsymphony on BBC 6 Music, a song tweeted live as it plays in real time on the radio.
  7. #twittersweetsymphony The rich don’t give a toss about us, with MPs don’t be messing.
  8. #twittersweetsymphony Therefore, Christian men, be sure, wealth or rank possessing
  9. #twittersweetsymphony “And grab that flatscreeen telly, we’ll give it to the ducks for Christmas.”
  10. #twittersweetsymphony “Tell you what, let’s just burn it down to keep warm and take the oik back to use as duck food”
  11. #twittersweetsymphony “Me too” said the Big W. And Christ, this place is a craphole. Is this what the general public are actually like?”
  12. #twittersweetsymphony “Bloody hell it’s freezing”, said the page. “I’m as cold as Cheryl Cole’s dead and empty eyes”
  13. #twittersweetsymphony Soon they arrived at the constituents house. Which made Wenceslas look minted. Which, in comparison, he was.
  14. #twittersweetsymphony So in his master's car he drove, where the snow lay dinted
  15. #twittersweetsymphony “Before I get royally screwed by the Committee of Standards in Public Life “
  16. #twittersweetsymphony “Because the voters hate me after all that duck house stuff so I’m giving something back.”
  17. #twittersweetsymphony “Why are we leaving your big warm house and going to some oiks place?” Enquired the Page after a while.
  18. #twittersweetsymphony Riding in the Rt Hon Wenceslas’s chauffeur driven Range Rover, also claimed for on expenses.
  19. #twittersweetsymphony “We can get them on the way. Or pick some up from the garden centre.”
  20. #twittersweetsymphony The page sighed. “What’s the point in us carrying logs all the way over there? He lives in a bloody forest.”