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  1. RT @MitchBenn: @jonholmes1 It's whales rather than sharks you want to look out for #planktonjoke about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  2. On liveaboard boat in middle of sea. Enforced Twitter silence due to no signal I imagine. Will bring back octopus for you. C u in a week. about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  3. Thanks for all advice. Bloodied meat tied round the neck wards them off you say? Cheers. about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  4. It's work you understand. A Sunday Times article beckons. They know my fear and think it's amusing to make me do it. about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  5. Am at Gatwick about to fly to Red Sea to learn to dive. Any last minute tips? #nervousaboutityouknowsharks about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  6. #twittersweetsymphony Tommy Steele’s Little White Bull vs David Dimbleby http://bit.ly/15kDxJ 7:06 AM Nov 14th from web
  7. #twittersweetsymphony that was Jon Holmes’s twittersweet symphony on BBC 6 Music, a song tweeted live as it plays in real time. 7:06 AM Nov 14th from web
  8. #twittersweetsymphony On the panel the Rt. Hon David Milliband MP, Anne Widdecombe, and Ermintrude from the Magic Roundabout. 7:06 AM Nov 14th from web
  9. #twittersweetsymphony Next week’s question time comes from the Angus Steak House, Aberdeen. 7:06 AM Nov 14th from web
  10. #twittersweetsymphony Meanwhile Will Self just said something tossy as usual. 7:06 AM Nov 14th from web
  11. #twittersweetsymphony You're gonna be a great little bull 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  12. #twittersweetsymphony You're not a little bull, you're a brave little bull 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  13. #twittersweetsymphony Then the crowd all shouted, torro little bull! 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  14. #twittersweetsymphony The best one we’ve ever had on Question Time 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. #twittersweetsymphony You're gonna be a great little bull now you’ve changed your formally prejudiced views on bovine equality. 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  16. #twittersweetsymphony You're not a racist little bull, you're a brave, liberal, left wing little bull 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  17. #twittersweetsymphony David Dimbleby cried, torro little bull! 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  18. #twittersweetsymphony Charging twice and charging once again right at Nick Griffin’s nuts 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  19. #twittersweetsymphony Then charging right up to him came the little white bull 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  20. #twittersweetsymphony Till David Dimbleby in the centre caught his tiny racist eye 7:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  • Name Jon Holmes
  • Location Kent
  • Web http://www.jonhol...
  • Bio acrobat, sculptor, bon viveur, polymorphic metal alloy
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