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  1. : Haha! Awesome new blog http://thereifixedit.com/ . Even funnier than Awkward Family Photos.
  2. : I can never say the toy named "Sit & Spin" correctly. It always comes out "Spit & Sin." Glad we don't have one of those.
  3. : You'd think that the people at Westminster would know how to spell "Calvary." But, you'd be wrong: http://yfrog.com/4yv4bj #fail
  4. : "If it doesn't fit, force it... If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway." http://bit.ly/WE0rn
  5. : Dinner at the Quarter Bistro. Zingerman's Roadhouse is too crowded :( http://yfrog.com/17qrvj
  6. File this under "Someday-Maybe-But-I-Hope-Not-But-Just-in-Case": http://bit.ly/I6cqa
  7. : This tweet's just six words long.
  8. : RT @badbanana: Congress took a moment of silence for Michael Jackson. Which is one moment longer than they took to read the stimulus bill.
  9. : Mmmm. Yesterday's coffee. Microwaved. Mmmm.
  10. : Read this, then have a dessert. Or two desserts http://bit.ly/GdGko
  11. : Blessed are the bald, for they will never have a bad hair day.
  12. : That faint, bitter Motel 6 / bowling alley smell tells me that someone smoked in the men's room last night. Ick.
  13. : My office is an oven today and the church office (across the hall) is an icebox. Repentance is required here.
  14. : Apparently Steve Jobs had his liver upgraded to 2.0 recently. Let's hope there are no bugs in the system.
  15. : You really think I didn't see that can of Pringles, laying down at the back of the top shelf in the pantry? Think again!
  16. : The metaphors "under your belt" & "below the belt" are so cliche that I never thought about how very different they really are. Until now.
  17. : Dear Ann Arbor, by forbidding right turns on red you are destroying the environment. Our engines idle while we wait. Please reconsider.
  18. : Apparently Sec. of State Clinton fell and broke her elbow. It was her right one, of course. Her left wing is fine: http://bit.ly/1aCSuJ
  19. : Lunch w/ @Geekbert. We're at the Big Bear Lodge, but I see no bear on the menu.
  20. : A stone hit my windshield so hard this morning that I screamed in pain and clutched my chest in terror