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The toddler says that her lemon lollipop "tastes like chicken." The really funny thing is that she doesn't even understand why that's funny.1:38 PM Nov 22ndfrom UberTwitter
Met up with an old friend from 10 years ago. Astounding how some friendships can pick up again right where they left off.11:58 AM Nov 22ndfrom UberTwitter
Watches make the best Christmas gifts, because after all, there's no present like the time.10:50 AM Nov 21stfrom web
Some things that didn't sell at the Cathedral Flea Market are silly, like half a box of toothpicks. But noone bought the pants press either.8:59 AM Nov 16thfrom UberTwitter
I can see well enough to read, but details fade into a background haze. Will it make me cranky, or perpetually good-naturedly puzzled?1:48 PM Nov 15thfrom UberTwitter