Get short, timely messages from Jon Darcel.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @jondarcel.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow jondarcel to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

jondarcel

  1. What about the Larry and Moe fries? #rottentomatoes 11:10 PM Apr 18th via Favstar.FM
  2. Too bad Tupac's hologram didn't wear a Hypercolor shirt so we could see if his armpits got hella hot from all that perfect picture painting. 10:25 AM Apr 18th via Favstar.FM
  3. BREAKING NEWS: Ryan Gosling just saved an ice cream sandwich from melting outside his belly. 1:50 PM Apr 5th via Favstar.FM
  4. I can believe it's not butter. #AprilFools 12:12 PM Apr 1st via Favstar.FM
  5. I can't wait until 7-11 starts selling Pink Slime Jims. #wehongry 7:59 PM Mar 26th via Favstar.FM
  6. Brothels are now legal in Ontario, but you still can't pay the whores in gum. One down, one to go! 2:27 PM Mar 26th via Favstar.FM
  7. Note to self: Dropping a handful of ice cubes in a Yoplait isnt the secret recipe to TCBY. #themoreyouknow 5:30 PM Mar 20th via Favstar.FM
  8. I have no idea what my female friends are pinterested in. 1:02 PM Mar 19th via Favstar.FM
  9. No, I don't want a sirloin burger made of mystery meat. I want a ma'amloin burger made from fresh vaginas. #PinkSlime 11:13 AM Mar 17th via Favstar.FM
  10. "I don't see what you did there." -M. Night Shyamalan on Undercover Boss 11:08 AM Mar 16th via Favstar.FM
  11. I'm ok with the Doritos Locos Taco if it paves the way for a seven-layer Cinnabon. 11:06 PM Mar 15th via Favstar.FM
  12. #20ReasonsWhyTheWireWasGreat 17: Avon Barksdale & Stringer Bell didn't sleep on a farm with Marlo & Snoopy locked in the barn. 7:12 AM Mar 15th via Favstar.FM
  13. What's that? Gravy on my fries? Not unless I'm at a four- or five-star restaurant. I'm not satisfied with routine poutine. 6:30 PM Mar 14th via Favstar.FM
  14. #Haiku A pomade golf ball. Becomes laundry day mohawk. King in the castle. 8:29 PM Mar 13th via Favstar.FM
  15. Bob's Burgers is the bee's leg elbows. #TaffyButt 12:24 AM Mar 12th via Favstar.FM
  16. I heard you can make jelly bean-infused vodka by mixing them. Sounds delightful. I just hope my belly doesn't have today off. #TwoCourseMeal 7:16 PM Mar 9th via Favstar.FM
  17. Dubstep: The sound of The Matrix sharting in your ear. 11:27 PM Mar 8th via Favstar.FM
  18. I'd rather get an oil change at the grocery store than free beef at the tire shop. 8:22 PM Mar 8th via Favstar.FM
  19. Happy International Women's Day! Shout out to all the treasonous ladies working at Subway making men sandwiches. 3:08 PM Mar 8th via Favstar.FM
  • Name Jon Darcel
  • Location Seattle
  • Bio Do you think Mark Twain called his taint a twaint?
95 Following 40 Followers 0 Listed
Marc Webb Larry David Harris Wittels shelby fero Simon Pegg Doug Stanhope Craig May Nikki Glaser David Chappelle The Long Shot MorningAfterPodcast Kumail Nanjiani Steve Martin Steve Carell edgarwright Jeff Garlin Doug Benson h. jon benjamin Kristen Schaal Mike Lawrence Kat Eliza Skinner Tim Herlihy Courtney Fearrington Hari Kondabolu L.B. Johnson Riki Lindhome liezl Elephart Jordan Peele Brian Regan duncantrussell Carrie Brownstein April Richardson Matt Ruby Katie Levine