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  1. GPS. Satan's sonar? about 1 hour ago from Birdhouse
  2. Folks, Mrs. Daly and I are very happy! World, meet our brand new daughter, Balloon Hoax Daly! about 1 hour ago from Birdhouse
  3. Having a 6 hour long fart-fight with a 60 year old Asian woman is not my idea of a good flight.We did not speak about it, but I think I won. about 2 hours ago from Birdhouse
  4. RT @dancortese1 @jondaly JD, already had a skeezblant (it sucked). > Cortese, you and me should smoke some salvia (I'm serious). about 12 hours ago from web
  5. RT @melenar Hey movie fans, I'll be updating as @TheCarpetbagger starting... now: http://bit.ly/4zy1 about 13 hours ago from web
  6. Hollywood Tip!Find a new drug and bring it to a party.BE THE GUY that gives Dan Cortese "Blant" or "Skeez" or "a hook of Q323"People talk! 1:47 PM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  7. Hollywood Tip:Ran into Tobey McGuire?Say"You look too young for every role youve ever played,including kid roles"Then: Youre in convo city! 12:03 PM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  8. Sandra Bullock is such an asshole - She knows the only reason she's saving that black kid is so she can get into "heaven". 9:45 PM Nov 29th from web
  9. Dear Jesus,please give me the strength to relax, hang out and chill the fuck out with no stress and totes awesome bros and sisses awww yeah! 6:28 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. The story of Sodom and Gomorrah is the centerfold of the Bible. 10:53 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  11. I wonder if Audrey Tatou has any tatous on her titstou? 10:43 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  12. My pet chimp is SO good at making out. I hope he doesn't rip my nuts off! 10:34 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  13. Hanging out with that guy Golem. Dude really wants to see Precious. I brought up A Serious Man and dude tried to fucking kill me! 11:13 AM Nov 27th from Birdhouse
  14. I refuse to stow my friend Trey Tables! He paid for his seat just like everyone else!!! 7:28 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  15. Whoa! "your pilot this morning is Captain Tim Meadows"! So psyched that the ladies man is gonna be smooth talking me to Nyc! 7:23 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  16. Man, I wish the Danimal was on this plane. The Danimal makes everything wilder. I wonder what turkey day is like at HIS house? Cool probz 7:18 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  17. @DCpierson - http://bit.ly/5WS69x Carl Kasell: true to tha fuckin' game. #NPRhustlers - Pour out some skinny latte for this motherfucker 1:28 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. All the fat jokes have not made John Pinette any skinnier. I guess he's still ignoring his own cry for help. 1:24 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. Robin Williams KILLING IT on Letterman. PUTTING IT TO SLEEP! Doing his patented "blackcent" and SLAMMING IT! OLD DOGS press tour GOLD!!!!!!! 12:15 AM Nov 24th from web
  20. In Hell and Satan just force fed me a shit sandwich. Happy Monday! 1:35 PM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse