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Feeling the car enthusiast's equivalent of a post coital glow. Spent 4 hours detailing my car but it was oh-so-worth it. Pics soon!9:22 AM Jul 9thfrom web
@edwatts07 omfg lol I just heard Enter Shikari for the first time - does Lemon seriously like this shit!?!?4:27 PM Jul 8thfrom web
What goes: clop clop clop clop clop clop BANG BANG BANG BANG clop clop clop clop clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.4:25 PM Jul 8thfrom web
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.4:16 PM Jul 8thfrom web
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.3:54 PM Jul 8thfrom web