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Watching an old episode of "Boston Legal" from back when it was full of pointless youngsters. Glad they finally all disappeared.about 3 hours ago from Ping.fm
Shit! Potato hiccups!about 4 hours ago from Ping.fm
By the Power of Grayskull! http://ping.fm/asmBo I HAVE THE POWER!!! And so forth.about 5 hours ago from Ping.fm
I bet we've been together for a million years http://ping.fm/RvRZh and I guess we'll be together for a million moreabout 5 hours ago from Ping.fm
Shit! I'd forgotten that cognac balloons are just Darth Vader voice changers for drunks.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
What a totally meh ending. Meh.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
Tiny metal bugs are starting to freak me out now. Scratching a lot.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Kid called stepmom "mom" for first time when on brink of death. Seems touching, but I'm drunk now, so it's probably quite trite.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
It's dragging a little now. Monty Burns-style change of heart on part of Kathy bates character not very convincing.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Actually, his performance reminds me of a someone I know. Suitably boffin without being too Open University.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
OK. John Cleese isn't too OTT so far.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
I like the new Gort. The kind of bloke you could go for a pint with. Bit quite though.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
@edyong209 I am one of a small number of cell biologists in a largely developmental department. I empathise with your head-detonation issuesabout 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edyong209
I love the "Oi! America! The rest of the world exists!" theme of this movie. I love this mild reproach. Its never anti-American.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
As ever, science fiction blurs the distinction between mere medics and proper biologists. Puh! (Is that how you spell a spitting noise?)about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Espresso's kicking in now. Realising that I've been tweeting sarcastic tweets that probably don't read that way.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Oh. "Mad Men" guy is supposed to be a scientist. Yes, we really are that clueless and unkempt in real life.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Apparently, Keanu Reeves believes alien visitors would be condescending arseholes.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Anyone who may have been employed as a "science advisor" on this movie was certainly not a biologist. Well, maybe a terrible one.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Ooh! Him off of "Mad Men". Looking dishevelled.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie