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  1. Penn Station is lovely this time of the night.
  2. My emails to myself go straight into the spam folder.
  3. Turns out the Eggo Waffle Shortage is no big deal: these waffles aren't that good. (My apologies to the lady I wrestled them away from.)
  4. Office acrimony now part of the plan: how "dissonance" creates the conditions for innovation http://bit.ly/7qVr72
  5. Next invention: Bagel shop with a proper queue.
  6. WSJ Kindle Edition’s Bad Paperboy http://bit.ly/4HOwOb FYI @WSJ @KindleReads
  7. Unopened MacBook Pro has been under my desk for days. When did I become such a sad old drudge that I could let this happen? Opening it now.
  8. @BigHeads Great episode.
  9. Can hear to The Cult doing their soundcheck at the Wellmont. Trying to type but my hands keep making the sign of the horns.
  10. Dropped my Macbook from 3 ft and now the superdrive plays a funky R2D2 tune when it wakes up. Not the excuse to upgrade I was looking for.
  11. Made one t-shirt comment and now @NerdyShirts is following me. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a salesman. Great shirts, though.
  12. Just saw a dude wearing the same funny tee shirt I wore yesterday. How unoriginal of him.
  13. My wife got this odd call from the insurance company about peeling citrus and inhaling the "zest" http://retwt.me/1CAiC
  14. Brilliant. RT @StephenAtHome: another great way to make your resume stand out: write it in 48 point font wingdings
  15. Pity the poor slob who receives this email: "The Douche Police is now following you on Twitter!" I sure didn't receive one.
  16. The best email spam subject line I've seen yet: "I'm dying, who cares"
  17. I hate to shill for products--especially when not being paid--but I just built my cat Super-Feeder and fully expect it to change my life.
  18. Exhausted all my energy and wit in just two short months of using "social media." How sad. Where can I hire a bot to take this job over?
  19. @ariegoldshlager you might like Systematic Creativity: Four Templates for New Product Ideation, Innovation and Invention http://bit.ly/K2LcW
  20. Systematic Creativity: Four Templates for New Product Ideation, Innovation and Invention http://bit.ly/K2LcW