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  1. I've now given away 50 Google Wave invites. I think we're nearing the point of "everyone that wants one, has one."
  2. Unless you know your Twitter password is a strong one, for the love of God, make it a good one: http://is.gd/4Lmwo Spammed 5x today alone.
  3. @bob_sutor That has to be the ugliest, clunkiest, least appealing, least useful mouse sold. http://tinyurl.com/y9qhwkb Good riddance!
  4. "When you're short-stroking your hot drives..." #storage #technology #lingo #sounds #sexy #but #is #not
  5. RT @alexislyon: Exclaiming "I just blew my nose & need to wash my hands" was a great way to cut in front of the line at the office sink.
  6. @beccajoojoo You're Twitter spamming me. Hacked? Please read/heed "Fix Your Terrible, Insecure Passwords in Five Minutes" http://is.gd/4Lmwo
  7. RT @factualfiction: I just need to close my eyes for a couple of hundred minutes...
  8. @smuttysteff I offered Wave invites. I didn't offer to make it useful. ;-)
  9. Google Wave: Now passé. Last time, burned through 20 invites within minutes. Today, dozens to spare. Can't even -give- them away.
  10. Wave Invites, Round II. Ding! Ding! Who's in the ring?
  11. OH: "As you ponder it, you'll know what's NDA and what's not."
  12. http://twitpic.com/p00ea - Thank goodness we're all on the wireless network!
  13. The Wife nearly killed this morning in a freak upholstery selection accident. But she righted herself, and tragedy was averted.
  14. WORST. CAPTCHA. EVAR. http://tumblr.com/xsc3wx62i EPIC FAIL (via @carlovely)
  15. http://twitpic.com/onavu - I don't think my pets want a cyclonic, thanks.
  16. http://twitpic.com/oi78p - There's a bag of spaghetti on the sidewalk. Your argument is invalid.
  17. Pro Tip:If your email begins "Beloved friend in God," I know you're not my friend. #fucking #spammers
  18. @hdunce Slower is better, right?
  19. @emzbulletproof Good going! Youze the one who should be proud. You and your reduced-carcinogen self.
  20. @TraceyGW Hon, EVERY day could use more suck and less blow. Or...wait...more blow and less suck. Suddenly, I'm confused.