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  1. I really need to find my own personal Dar-five.
  2. needs an adventure this year. Brainstorming on, gang--all takers. Whaddyathink?
  3. If you spend all your time talking about how happy you are, how happy are you?
  4. "I am here looking in your direction, Child." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. "Please pass me that statue and I'll whip you." #1stdraftmovielines
  6. "A reasonable stretch of time back, someplace in space that takes a while to get to..." #1stdraftmovielines
  7. the laziest of sundays before a crazy week.
  8. The good news: Bruno made 3x as much sense as Transformers. The bad news: also easily 3x as destructively homophobic/overtly racist.
  9. @ColleenNicole DESMOND I LOVE YOU! BWAAAAH.
  10. @blondelogic9 you want to give them an example of passionate argument and warmth, with some tact and charm. Want me to send you samples?
  11. seeing Bruno with my dad tonight. On one level, that's kinda weird. On 76 levels, that's pure awesome.
  12. is a slightly better negotiator than normal after 4am.
  13. making my own peace with all of this loopiness, bit by bit.
  14. Netflix adamantly believes I only watch movies featuring a strong female lead. FML.
  15. Uhm. Does the former Sci-Fi Channel know that "SyFy" is slang for syphilis?
  16. off to the viewing.
  17. ...oh, there she is.
  18. ...Seriously, does anyone know where Janet is?
  19. @colleennicole: she's not a fighter, she's a lover. TOTAL GILF.
  20. Here, Magic Happens Again.