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I really need to find my own personal Dar-five.about 18 hours ago from web
needs an adventure this year. Brainstorming on, gang--all takers. Whaddyathink?1:23 AM Jul 13th from web
If you spend all your time talking about how happy you are, how happy are you?1:15 PM Jul 12th from web
"I am here looking in your direction, Child." #1stdraftmovielines12:15 PM Jul 12th from web
"Please pass me that statue and I'll whip you." #1stdraftmovielines12:14 PM Jul 12th from web
"A reasonable stretch of time back, someplace in space that takes a while to get to..." #1stdraftmovielines12:14 PM Jul 12th from web
the laziest of sundays before a crazy week.8:58 AM Jul 12th from web
The good news: Bruno made 3x as much sense as Transformers. The bad news: also easily 3x as destructively homophobic/overtly racist.7:16 PM Jul 10th from web
@ColleenNicole DESMOND I LOVE YOU! BWAAAAH.7:07 PM Jul 10th from web
@blondelogic9 you want to give them an example of passionate argument and warmth, with some tact and charm. Want me to send you samples?9:56 AM Jul 10th from web
seeing Bruno with my dad tonight. On one level, that's kinda weird. On 76 levels, that's pure awesome.9:19 AM Jul 10th from web
is a slightly better negotiator than normal after 4am.1:59 AM Jul 10th from web
making my own peace with all of this loopiness, bit by bit.10:31 PM Jul 8th from web
Netflix adamantly believes I only watch movies featuring a strong female lead. FML.8:29 PM Jul 7th from web
Uhm. Does the former Sci-Fi Channel know that "SyFy" is slang for syphilis?7:19 PM Jul 7th from web
off to the viewing.1:44 PM Jul 7th from web
...oh, there she is.12:40 PM Jul 7th from web
...Seriously, does anyone know where Janet is?12:36 PM Jul 7th from web
@colleennicole: she's not a fighter, she's a lover. TOTAL GILF.12:34 PM Jul 7th from web
Here, Magic Happens Again.9:03 AM Jul 7th from web