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  1. Jay Leno is so grossly predictable, he's got to yell "don't get ahead of me" to his audience while doing these lame "Product Merger" jokes.
  2. New Black20 Trailer Park. The Twilight Saga continues with "Vampires in Heat" http://bit.ly/53NjzH
  3. Back in nyc. Plane smelled like "diapers found on a beach"
  4. Jetblue pilot jams on brakes, aborts takeoff. Announces its a busted engine. Longing for capt sully to land this bird in the drink.
  5. Sick to my stomach with that patriots loss. I can't believe the decision to go for it on 4th - giving manning ball on 30. Wtf
  6. Had a nice fire going in the fireplace, that is until the wind kicked up and all the smoke came back down. This place is filled with smoke!
  7. RT @shooops: Link: Google created this app that lists all the local areas around you that has season flu and H1N1 flu... http://tumblr.c ...
  8. Just by itself, AMC's #Mad Men makes my $100 monthly cable bill worth every penny.
  9. I've been in this grocery line for 3 days now. This old lady is trying to pay with a "rain check" - looks like a note she wrote on a napkin
  10. Love nyc. Hate yankees. Love pedro. Hate arod. Love when nyc has a champion. Hate when they wear pinstripes. My Gam says I gotta root Phils
  11. Photo: New wallpaper in our apartment. Birch Trees! http://tumblr.com/xop3up62a
  12. Woah! Just saw a mother slap her kid right in the face, a tyson-like blow!
  13. new @BLACK20 video. Mike O'Gorman trapped in a CORN MAZE. Happy Halloween. watch here: http://bit.ly/cornmaze
  14. Video: i am so impressed Bud Lite Lime did this commercial. http://tumblr.com/xop3rty7m
  15. get letter from IC SYSTEMS collecting $18 debt for Verizon. Call V "it's from '06 no more info." I tell them to go to hell. They drop claim
  16. American Airlines flight to Chicago. So excited, my personal tv is showing 30 channels of the back of a seat cushion.
  17. u know what i hate? those awful Coors Light commercials with those dudes asking NFL coaches all those stupid questions. terribly unfunny.
  18. Video: My stomach aches from laughing so hard. watch this now. http://tumblr.com/xop3ldxcb
  19. RIP 2009 Red Sox. Rooting for Twins - if Twins lose, then I think... the... Yankees... Gulp. I just hate the Angels now, and I goota root AL
  20. Wearing my lucky red playoff socks! (so what if they have Santas on them - they're red!) http://bit.ly/169zaK