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jonathan_bender

  1. @BostonMo are you Karen Smith caressing in the mirror right now?
  2. @landonpeoples n-e-v-e-r.
  3. @AlexNagorski email this for my office computer, ASAP.
  4. @Pschlarm I am THE worst.
  5. Majority of people on 9th ave are SO consumed by their phones, whether they're alone or in the company of others, that I'm done for the day.
  6. How bizarre, how bizarre.
  7. What a bizarre afternoon.
  8. @blessthisjess ME GUSTA
  9. The moment you're told your fly is down by a random passerby >>>>
  10. @brettradek so envious of you seeing @venusinfur RN
  11. Let the rain fall, Im coming clean*~*~*~* O_O
  12. @zombiemarcus why are you raising your tone right now?
  13. I'm the asshole who exclaimed "Jesus Christ" at the random Jew march on 5th Ave.
  14. @timschroederCHI Loretta Divine is a class act. She's @TheReal_JLH's spa madam on #ClientList.
  15. Nothing beats my Sundays. Nothing.
  16. I highly recommend watching Tara Reid bite it in #UrbanLegend...in Spanish.