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  1. Thankful for: Visiting family on baby duty while I watch Gonzaga-Cincy. Great game in OT on ESPN if you're flipping channels. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @devil_fingers "equivotweeting" is pretty damn awesome about 4 hours ago from web in reply to devil_fingers
  3. @dhm Agreed. If people are going to mercilessly destroy my work, I prefer they use fancy words to do it. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to dhm
  4. @devil_fingers You're assuming the free-agent market is perfectly efficient. I have my doubts. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to devil_fingers
  5. Happy Thanksgiving - It's Mailbag Time! http://jonahkeri.com/2009/1... #mlb about 6 hours ago from web
  6. @devil_fingers I'm not that confident that UZR isn't messed up by weird Fenway effects. The guy can also hit. I'll take the over on 4/$60M. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to devil_fingers
  7. The excess turkey fat people are draining into their trash disposals is a better use of a 40-man roster spot than Yuni Betancourt @jazayerli about 7 hours ago from web
  8. The #1 threat to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa? Baboons, of course. http://3.ly/RPP #soccer #primatecrimes about 12 hours ago from web
  9. The Second-Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard, starring The Great Omir Santos: http://3.ly/Ykj #mets #mlb about 14 hours ago from web
  10. I don't have the heart to tell all these poor schmucks preparing for Thanksgiving that they're 6 1/2 weeks too late. about 17 hours ago from web
  11. @sportsfrog Yup, he is. @lukewinn about 18 hours ago from web in reply to sportsfrog
  12. RT @ebertchicago: Christopher Walken's family reunion last Thanksgiving. http://j.mp/569GrO about 18 hours ago from web
  13. I got a little too excited going through this: http://3.ly/RHyD (via @iracane) 7:01 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. RT @sstamour: @jonahkeri Given that description...you're sure it's not House that you're watching? 1:01 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. Started watching Marcus Welby reruns. HIPAA violations, anachronistic treatment methods, docs randomly barging into your house. So awesome. 12:57 PM Nov 24th from web
  16. RT @TimLemkeTWT: Mariners pushing writers to vote for E. Martinez for HOF. "....one of the top all-around hitters of his era as well as ... 12:09 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. @RiverAveBlues And yet...the awesome Twitter profile photo of @extrabaggs with Youppi! So torn. 12:08 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to RiverAveBlues
  18. Do you have the power to grant wishes, @sportspickle ? If you do, PLEASE make this happen. http://3.ly/eIb #kennyhillftw 12:06 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. @thegregzeck That depends on whether or not I'm sloppy seconds after Mike Hall. But sure: jonahkeri@gmail.com 11:46 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to thegregzeck
  20. @ShoelessBro Well played, sir. You beat me to it. 11:44 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to ShoelessBro
  • Name jonahkeri
  • Location Durham, NH
  • Web http://jonahkeri....
  • Bio Sports writer, stock market writer, Canadian n'er-do-well. Writing book about Tampa Bay Rays (Spring 2011).
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