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jonahhughes

  1. I hate subliminal coupon ads.
  2. I’m being inundated with subliminal messages.
  3. I absolutely love page 1192 of ”Atlas Shrugged” — the Hardcover edition of Ayn Rand’s prescient prose.
  4. A mirror is following me.
  5. ... Jimi Hendrix, Interpol, Edith Piaf, 13th Floor Elevators, Butter 08, and the theme song to ABC Wide World of Sports
  6. I have a low threshold for music except for Brian Jonestown Massacre (BJM), Pavement, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang soundtrack…
  7. I’m pulling knives out of the back of my knees (Damn two-faced midgets.)
  8. “Then why is there an ashtray on the armrest?” I asked the stewardess.
  9. Cigarette + Light = The Perfect Match
  10. If I’m not taking a shower, I’m probably smoking.
  11. If I’m not smoking, I’m probably taking a shower.
  12. Is Twitter still down? Hello?
  13. T.G.I.Almost.F.
  14. I’m getting my Facebook on. http://tinyurl.com/Facebook...
  15. I gave up looking for my orange lighter.
  16. I’ve lost another lighter. (Orange, if you see it.)
  17. I’m pretending to look busy.
  18. I’m raising money for my retirement.
  19. I’m debating the ups n downs of Viagra.
  20. I believe in the power of me.